Awkward Teen Years Of My Life.

Half a man.

I was getting ready for a night out, I was around nineteen at the time and my brother was seventeen. We'd sometimes stay at our dads house, only downside of that was... it was difficult to sneak girls in. Because despite our ages, he would refuse us to bring anyone home. Cock blocker. Our mother didn't seem fussed, as she'd believe us when we told her we were bringing people over to 'study'. She was too busy doing her book clubs and other bullfuckery that I never really paid attention to. So she never really noticed. We didn't mind staying with her during the weekends for that reason.

I was invited over some girls house, it was someone I had been talking to for a while and when you are invited over someone's house as their parents are away... you just know that's an invitation for a fuck. I strolled into my bedroom and caught my brother holding a condom. So he had some plans for the night too.

"Sorry, it's the last one." Tarble shrugged at me and was about to tuck the condom into his pocket.

"I need it more than you, so hand it over!" I snapped as I grabbed onto his wrist and tried to retrieve the last condom from his vice grip.

"No! I have someone coming over later so I need it!"

I rolled my eyes at him, I don't care who or what he was doing later. I was not going to miss this opportunity for it had been over two weeks since I last had sex. First world problems and all that... "well I guess you can just spend the evening cuddling and watching my little pony, because I am getting laid tonight and you are not going to prevent that!"

"Guess I am brother for I have the last packet," he stuck his middle finger up at me... oh if he did!

"Tarble I will punch you so fucking hard that you'll-"

"try it!" He shoved me backwards, bastard didn't even let me finish my threat.

"I mean it!" I scoffed at him and shoved him back.

"You can get laid another time Vegeta! I need this more than you!"

"Like fuck you do!" I pushed him to the floor and we both started to fight over the last condom. The two of us rolling around my bedroom floor, I was trying to pull the condom out of my brothers hands, but the bastard just tightened his grip.

"Now guys there's no need to fight," came an recognisable voice from above us. We both gave each other that look, the look of 'oh fuck it's him'.

We both looked up to to see Nappa stood by us, my brother and I sighed in unison. The fuck did our mother see in this guy? She cheated on our father with that idiot. Before we had the chance to get back onto our feet, Nappa grabbed the condom off Tarble and it was heartbreaking... there goes my chance of getting laid for the night. What happened next shocked us both. Nappa brought out scissors that he for some reason had in his back pocket and cut the condom in half then handed us half a condom each.

"There... now you both can get laid," he said with a widened grin and patted us on the shoulder before leaving the room.

Tarble and I stood in silence staring at the half condom in our hand. It was as if someone had delivered us bad news, as if a family member had died or something. It was so damn painful. Our chance of getting laid... ruined... thanks to that bald headed bastard.

Tarble sighed and glanced at me, "want to go half on buying a new pack?"

I sighed, why can't this bastard just get his own box of condoms? But then again, if our mother found condoms in his room she'd freak. So was easier keeping them in my room, and damn right I'd use them for myself. So I suppose this was the only better option. "Fine," I said as we both brought out our wallet.