Awkward Teen Years Of My Life.

Pepperoni Pizza

I had an on and off relationship with this girl we were nineteen and she invited me over hers as her parents had left for a short vacation. I rushed over to hers as though the world was going to end any second and I had to sneak in a cheeky fuck.

Things started off great, soon as I arrived she grabbed me by the top and pulled me straight into her house. A lot of kissing and heavy groping went on, for quite a while. I never had the heart to tell her that she was awful at kissing. No way should your lips feel chapped after a make out session. I had to use her lip balm once. She started to strip down, so far so good. But things were to go downhill pretty fucking quick from there. She had me pinned to the bed, and began doing these weird erotic moves on top of me. I thought she was having some seizure fit or some shit. I kept quiet, 'ride it out' I told my self as I was eager for some sex. So as I blanked out allowing her to do her seizure fit dance on top of me. Now you know that feeling that you are being watched, well I had that feeling and I couldn't shift that feeling. My eyes connected with these large beady eyes staring widely at me. It was my girlfriends mothers pet chihuahua, were we really going to fuck in front of that thing?! I held onto my girlfriends waist to stop her teasing my boner with her poor attempts of erotic dancing and pointed at the beady eyed over sized rat staring back at us.

"Could you move that thing out of the room?!" I asked her and watched as she frowned at me then climbed off.

"That's my mommies lil cuddly bear," she said in the most obnoxious voice ever, hell, I'd happily listen to nails scratching along a chalk board than whatever that voice was.

"I don't give a crap what it is, I am not fucking in front of that thing!"

"Tough, she stays here alongside my other pets!"

"What other—" I paused as I felt more eyes staring at me. There was a goldfish in a pink fishbowl sat on top of her dresser opposite us. That fish was clearly getting off as it didn't keep its glance off me. I then heard some squeaks and trailed my eyes over to two guinea pigs getting off, well one was casually eating from it's bowl whilst the other was fucking it from behind. Clearly whatever was in that bowl was way more satisfying than whatever that runt was giving out. I then felt something lick the bottom of my feet, and glanced to see another small yappy dog smiling back at me. Oh my fucking god.. I had an audience. Major turn off.

"Don't worry baby you won't notice they are here," she said in a sultry voice as she crawled back in bed and whipped my cock out for all those bastard animals to see.

I watched as she started to suck me off leaving me conflicted in my thoughts. Fuck it felt so good. I closed my eyes, because if I close them and I can't see them, then it won't be so bad then? I felt another lick on bottom of my foot that caused me to widen my eyes and glance down at the foot of the bed. The dog was licking my foot like it was some sort of popsicle. My eyes darted around the room, all these small beady eyes were watching me get my dick sucked. The chihuahua was heavily panting with a smug grin on its face, you could tell it was getting off over it. I calmly tapped my girlfriend and watched as my dick slipped past her lips. She raised her brows as she could clearly see the discomfort on my face.

"Mind getting me glass of water?"

She nodded and ran out the room.

Now was the perfect time to call my escape plan. I quickly grabbed my phone and dialled Tarble's number, whilst giving those animals filthy glare as I tucked my dick away.

"Yes Vegeta?" Tarble answered with a little annoyance. I probably disturbed him from something.

"Time to grab some pepperoni pizza!"

"Again?! ... I had to do this two days ago!"

'Time to grab some pepperoni pizza,' was our code for 'bail me the fuck out of this!'

"I know Tarble, but-" I paused as I could hear my girlfriend returning. "Please Tarble she's coming back!"

"Fine!" He whined then cleared his throat before putting on a fake cry.

Perfect, I grinned then put my phone on speaker. My girlfriend looked in panic as she listened to Tarble crying other end of the phone.

"I'm so sorry, I've got to go back home," I faked a frown in hope she bought this trick again. For a couple of days ago I had Tarble cry on the phone as I had jizzed in my pants and didn't want her to see.

"No, no you best go home it sounds pretty serious. I mean I know you explained that Tarble is mentally retarded which makes sense cos what seventeen year old would cry like that?"

That moment I wanted the ground to swallow me whole as Tarble went silent for a second.

"What the hell Vegeta?!... I'm the retarded one? Says the one who got me to fake cry on the phone so his girlfriend didn't find out he jizzed himself!"

My girlfriend pulled a face as the dogs in the room tilted their heads to the sides. "What?!"

"Or that time you wanted me to lie for you as you had jerked off over watching her mother getting dressed and—"

I hung up, the damage was already done though... I had a slap, and an ear full of insults screamed at me before I done the walk of shame back home.

Moral of the story, never ask someone to lie for you. Bastard.