Awkward Teen Years Of My Life.

Charger cable.

My brother had a habit of 'borrowing' my charger cable. And this one particular day I needed it, so whilst he was out the room I went looking for the cable. I looked in his drawers, around his desk, just as I was about to check inside his bag I heard footsteps heading towards the room. In panic I crawled under Tarble's bed to hide... oh how I wish I didn't that day. Soon as I saw and heard a female enter the room with him, I just knew I was going to be stuck under the bed for some time. Tarble turned on the radio station for the classic 'we are totally not fucking' background noise, in hopes it would mask the sounds they were going to make. I could of crawled out and surprise the two there and then but I didn't want to embarrass my little brother... I guess I do have a heart after all. So, I chose to wait it out. And the sounds I heard. (Was precisely how my husband describes it ... it sounded like Mac and cheese *winces*) a bra was thrown onto the floor so I knew it was getting close to the deed. I glimpsed at the plain bra and mostly paid attention to the label. It wasn't even an expensive brand it was of a budget kind ... in the trash is where that belongs. I guess I'm like my parents when it comes to clothing. Whilst I was lying there questioning why the fuck I was so focused on what brand and clothes shop this woman goes to. Tarble was fucking her above me, oblivious to the fact I was underneath and panicking whenever the mattress and bedslats dipped lower. That would be an awkward death. Anyway I heard the woman moan what sounded to me like a whales mating call. Bitch was so loud.

"Oh you are so big," she moaned out.

"Tch, that's bullshit I'm the older one," I muttered to myself, as if he was big. She's clearly lying to Stoke his ego.

["But now you know he's bigger than you."

"Shut the fuck up Kakarot, let me finish telling this story!"

"Then we can uh.... naked cuddle after?"

"...yes." ...*cough* moving on-]

Tarble was panting like a dog on heat, whilst that woman was howling like a fucking banshee. I then heard the following:

"Be more rough with me Tarble!"

"I-I don't want to."

"Oh my god just pull my hair and call me a slut!"

"No.."

"How about I go rough with you?"

"I don't like that!"

I rolled my eyes, "what a bitch" I muttered as she started to have a go at him and climbed off the bed.  Tarble remained on the bed as she grabbed her stuff, got dressed and left. It was then Tarble decided to finish himself off and I heard him tossing himself off. It sounded like when you shake a near empty ketchup bottle. He made little whines that to me sounded like a turtle having an orgasm (look that shit up on YouTube, it's fucking hilarious!) I questioned what had I ever done wrong to deserve this kind of punishment, as I had to wait it out for my brother to finish playing with his joy stick then leave the room to clean himself up. I decided to just go out and buy a new cable after that as I scampered out his room before he returned.