Awkward Teen Years Of My Life.

The watermelon

Tarble was around sixteen and made the whole family believe that he loved watermelons. So much so that he was practically eating them every day. Our mother would always ensure there was a small watermelon in the fridge for Tarble to snack on, she was always amazed how he managed to eat a whole one in a day. Even I was amazed, till I figured out the real reason behind the watermelon.

One day I returned home early from day out with some friends, our mother was out shopping and Nappa was at work ... yeah how that guy got a job baffles us too. I heard what can be described as a weird whines and grunts, with 'bad touch from bloodhound gang' playing in the background it was coming from Tarble's room. His door was slightly ajar so was easy to push it open and oh my god did I need to bleach my eyes.

Tarble had drawn a face on the watermelon, and even cut a hole for him to basically shove his dick in it.

He rocked his hips in rhythm to the song, I quickly shut the door and dry heaved. The bastard loved watermelons that much he was fucking them. Anyway, I could hear him moan out-

"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel!"

And Nappa walked into the house at this time, heard Tarble moaning and singing, he joined in on the singing in the background unaware with what was going on in Tarble's room.

Our mother returned home then shouted out for Tarble, apparently the watermelon he fucked was one she had kept aside for her church friends. I didn't pay attention, all I knew was she was making fruit salad. I heard Tarble quickly turn the song off and cuss to himself, then our mother stormed upstairs and saw the violated watermelon. Tarble gave a bullshit excuse of he was making a face and trying to scoop out some of the melon from the mouth area with his fingers. Our mother shrugged it off and took the watermelon and well... she added it to the fruit salad. It was hilarious watching Tarble go red in the face as a bunch of old people were tucking into the fruit salad and he was forced to eat some too for he made everyone believe he loved watermelon. I came up with bullshit excuse that I was full so didn't have any.

And then another fun incident is where I swapped his normal lotion with heat rub used for sprains and other injuries. Our mother had a book club meeting in the lounge area, it was fucking hilarious as they all caught Tarble screaming and running past them with his pants down to his ankles and hand around his dick, he had tears down his eyes as he rushed to the bathroom screaming "it burns!".