"Wake up." said a voice, "Are you deaf? Get up, idiot."
"Who are you?" (y/n) said sleepily.
" I work for the Kermit Agency, I was sent here by Kermit's brother, also known as the co-owner of this agency, he asked if I could pick you up and bring you to his office, he is requesting you of something."
"What the fuck?!" (y/n) thought to themselves.
"Sir," (y/n) said out loud, "I think I have the wrong person."
"Listen, I think I have the right person, does this household have the address of XXXXX XXXXXXX XX XXXXX?" The mysterious voice asked.
"Yes, let me get dressed and I'll think about it." (y/n) responded.
"Alright, I'll be in the living room." He said.
(y/n) lazily got out of bed and got dressed. They walked into the living room with swag.
"You look great, now get in the car." The man told (y/n).
"Is this a personal attack or something?" (y/n) questioned still looking swagged out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Just shut up and let me drive." The man groaned while putting his black and green polaroid sunglasses on.
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G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E (Kermit x Reader)
FanfictionKermit asks you if you can commit mass genocide, but mistakenly fall in love. 😌❤️🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁 I also do not own the character Kermit, nor do I own the Muppets. This story is also for my non-binary and ge...
