G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E (Kermit x Reader)

FIVE 🦆

Author's note: Heyyyyyy please note that this story is terribly written and I just thought of it off the top of my head, so if things don't make sense please let me know.

"So, (y/n); do you know the reason you're here?" Kermit smirked.
"Yes actually," you snap, "I am here to support y'all's agency within combat and medical advancements."
Kermit is completely astonished by your answer, "You're pretty smart for someone like yourself."
"What do you mean?" You say concerned and on the verge of slapping him.
"Someone who snaps so very often mostly isn't to right in the brain. What I'm saying is, people like you aren't very smart."
You slap Kermit across the face and scream, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME DUMB?!" You slap him again, "IM A VERY SMART PERSON AND YOU DON'T WANT TO TEST ME LIKE THAT OR ELSE YOUR CONSEQUENCE WILL BE A LOT MORE THAN A SLAP YOU ASSWIPE!"
"Touché, "I see you like Beavis And Butthead, I like it." He says while grabbing your waist.
"Wait, what are you—" you say before you get cut off by Kermit slamming his lips against yours. They fit just right, it's like you were made for each other, and not even 0.5 seconds later, Anthony busts through the door, "KERMIT WE'RE BEING ATTACKED" he realizes what y'all were about to do. "Oh, uhm- now might not be the best time, there's cops outside."
"Did someone make a phone call?" Kermit asks over the intercom. "If someone did please make your way to room T in sector D. You might want to go (y/n). Things might get a little bloody." Kermit says, almost sounding heroic.

You make your way to the next corridor down the hallway and out the backdoor, you see cops everywhere out there so you walk back in side and venture to the underground parking garage and select the shiny black Bugatti, "Buckle your seatbelt, we are gonna go really fast." James ordered while turning on the car.

You sped to the sister location and ran inside like lightning disappeared. "Go to the lounge I'll tell everyone what's happening, if the windows shut, don't be scared, we're only on lock down." James ran off into the next room. You tried to stay calm but the thought of Kermit giving you the smoochy smooch kept going back and forth in your head, and you wanted it out. Although he was a good kisser, you still wanted to obey your promise you made to Anthony. 'No funny business' It was super annoying but you were snapped out of your train of thought when metal slammed in front of the window.

"C'mon, let's go to the safe room." James held his hand out.