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Pubic Hair?!

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by octavioosilvaa

by octavioosilvaa

SCENARIOS

Prompt from DecoyDaddy

The legends read this post about them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/edkgq8/legends_rakned_in_order_of_how_much_pubic_hair_i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

(Please read it it's HILARIOUS LOL)

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These are their reactions!

Bangalore

"You ever been a hardcore soldier doing drills all your life? That shit chafes, ladies. Better off without em."

Bloodhound

"The allfather lives within nature's strength. Pubic hair ... Is natural. Therefore..."

Caustic

"Hair in the nether regions are the least of my concern."

Crypto

"What the fuck- I'm going to find who wrote this-"

Gibraltar

"That's right, bruddas. Sometimes I wish I had more. Gibby's got your back but he ain't got much hair."

Lifeline

"Nothing wrong with a lil' forest, no? It's medically better to have them."

Loba

*Deeply relived to find that she wasn't a legend when the list came out, otherwise she'd have to tell the folks that she shaves em all off only on 'special' nights...*

Mirage

"Haha, only me and my chicks will know. I'm awesome. Even my pubes are awesome. I mean the post is right, but also like I forget to shave sometimes, they're so soft though-"

Octane

"DAMN right. I'm smooth as fuck, kids."

*Checks, just in case*

*Sees single pubic hair*

"oH NO! I can't use my abilities! I'm SLOW! PLEASE SHAVE IT OFF MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP-"

Pathfinder

"Hair seems funky and cool. Maybe I should get some fake hair and glue it between my legs!"

Revenant

*Stares, not with the genuine regular annoyance, but just absolute astonishment at how they actually care about this*

Wattson

"I- I mean, I don't want to hurt myself shaving...and..."

*blushes*

"I hope that's not gross to anyone..."

*Looks at Octane*

Wraith

"I shave my head when I have mental breakdowns. Er, same story. Down there. Yeah. Now don't ask anything else."