Survivor Guide to Gotham High School (gay ver.)

Rule#2: Find someone less fortunate that you.

Oswald ran inside the cafeteria ignoring the weird looks the other students gave to him, he can't find his best friend and he was loosing his patience, he watched Victor, Ivy and Bridgit in one of the tables.
-Where is Jonathan I can't find him and he's not answering my texts!- he asked as soon as he approached them panting a little.
-why so much hurry? Maybe he's with Tetch- Ivy said nose Burried in her cellphone.
-Or planing to put giggle pig in the school's fountains- Victor suggested -I don't know the kid's weird- Jonathan was indeed weird he could be planning murder and no one would know.
-Why do you need him anyway?- Bridgit talked this time.
-I need him so he can talk his dad out of that stupid idea of pairing me for the project with Tabitha Galavan-
Tabitha and Oswald have a really bad relationship since Tabitha got his mother fired from his uncle's office, his mother had worked so much for that job and that girl ruined everything, Oswald not only dislikes he, he hates her.
-I thought professor Crane liked you-Bridgit giggled, focusing in her food again.
-I thought that too but he says I have to "know how to work with team mates I don't like"- he said imitating Gerald's voice.
-Search in the library's restroom- victor sometimes said things with out a context.
-Why?
-It's a good place to fuck- all three of them gave him a disgust face -What?! No one goes there!
-I'll check then, bye guys.
Oswald walked to the library spotting that boy who has been running in circles in his mind, he looked so handsome, with his glasses and his green sweater.
-Hi, Oswald- the guy seems to have spotted him and he looked back and smile, approaching slowly.
-hello Ed, good to see you- he giggled, omg he was acting like a bimbo.
-I dint think you were a library guy- why was he so handsome and proper?
-I'm not, I'm just looking for Jonathan, have you see him- Ed pushed the frame of his glasses fixing them in the bridge of his nose, something he did when he concentrated.
-Crane?- Oswald nodded -he walked to the restroom with Jervis Tetch- as much as he hated admitting it, Victor was right.
-oh, well thank you Ed, see you later- Ed smiled to him, his pearled smile was so gorgeous and Oswald felt his heart was going to explode as he walked to the restroom.
He entered to the restroom, the noises that came from the cubicle tell him that Jonathan indeed was with Jervis.
He pounded the door loudly, scaring the guys inside, his friend stepped out of the restroom buckling his belt, disheveled, with a just made hickey, after him a Jervis in the same condition.
-shit, Oswald you scared the shit out of me!- Jonathan said more relieved, if a teacher catch them they would definitely tell his dad and that will be nothing good.
-I've called you a billion times- Oswald said
-what a crybaby, I was busy- Jervis giggled as he lay his back in the door.
-yeah, yeah, to busy deepthroating this dork- Jonathan blushed a little.
-well, I'm gonna go, I have practice- Jervis said taking his backpack and laying to leave a soft kiss in Jonathan's lips, well that was weird, Tetch left the restroom muttering a see you later.
-wow,Kissing? I thought you got a no kissing rule with your fuckbuddies- he cracked watching his friends roll his eyes.
-He's a good kisser that's all- Jonathan had to bee an idiot if he think that Oswald actually believed that.
-No, I think you're falling for him and his funny mustache- he mocked making the other blush a little.
-Fuck off.
-My friend is in love omg what I'm gonna do?- he cried dramatically.
-Take some antipsychotics they would help -Jonathan said showing his tongue -Well, why do you want me anyways?
-I need help with your dad- he said pouting.
-You like my dad now, what a whore- Oswald just rolled his eyes at the bad joke.
-Fuck you, he team me up with Tabitha Galavan- Jon just started laughing -What should I do, Jon?come one help me!
-Okay okay, just find another one who wants to change team mate- his dad always made terrible decisions pairing up so they were a lot of students who wanted a change of partner.
-You want to?
-Of course, I mean Bullock is a pain in the ass and not a nice one, but my dad will not let me change- Gerald wasn't a strict teacher but he was a strict parent.
- You're right- Oswald muttered thinking about what he could do.
-Valeska was paired with Jim, maybe he wants to- Jerome and Jim hated each other, they had that dumb rivalry even if they played in the same team, Jim always complaining about Jerome playing dirty like he was Mr.Ethic.
-Jerome? He will definitely want something in return- of course Jerome will ask him something shameless in return.
-you should just bang him, you are just making your self hard to get, like you don't want to- what everybody wanted to him to bang him? Sure he was a hot guy, but he wasn't intelligent, gentle and cultured like Ed.
-You bang him if you're so thrilled- he said arching an eyebrow.
-Not my type.
Oswald asked almost all of his classmates but they just didn't want to or they had worse team mates than Tabitha.
Oswald watched Jerome from a cross the hall, he sighed, he was his last option, a brunette cheerleader was flirting with him, he walked to them fake coughing to get the ginger's attention.
-What's up, pretty bird- Jerome purred, the cheerleader giving him a bad face when she heard the pet name.
-I need your help- the redhead grinned imagining all the possible ways he could "help" him.
-anything thing for my boy- he winked putting his arm over his shoulders making even more remarkable the big height difference.
The girl said something about calling Jerome but he just ignored her and just giggled as he walked down the hall with Oswald.
-well, what do you want birdie?- he said petting his cheek, Oswald rethought if that was a good a idea asking Valeska a favor.
-I need you to change project partner with me- Jerome seemed disappointed.
-hm, that's disappointing, and I thought you were already falling in my charms- the ginger pouted making him laugh a little -why would I get in return?- Oswald rolled his eyes of course he wanted something in return.
-Get out Jim Gordon out of your ass.
-what are you talking bout I love Jimbo!- he didn't.
-come on Jerome, I'll owe you one- the ginger seemed thrilled by the offer.
-Okay, just for you, Ozzie- the boy smiled.
Well that was a really bad idea but he preferred owing one to Valeska than working with Tabitha.