Ron- Harry, have you seen Hermione yet? She was supposed to meet us in the Great Hall twenty minutes ago to go to Hogsmead.
Harry- I'm not supposed to tell you were she went. She says if I do, she'll stuff me in a barrel and push me down all the stairs in the whole school!
Ron- Let's go down to Hogsmead then.
Twenty minutes later, in front of the Three Broomscticks...
Harry- Can we go to Zonko's first? I'm really not in the mood for a butter beer yet.
Ron- I am. Let's just go in for a- Hang on! Is that Hermione! With Malfoy?! What are they doing? Are they on a date? Harry!
Harry- Look, there's Dean! Let's go talk to him!
Ron- You knew that they were on a date, didn't you!
Harry - Maybe... Well, I've got to run! Runs into Zonko's Joke Shop.
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Funny Harry Potter Conversations
RandomNot all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!