Snape- Mr.Potter, where is your friend, the Orange one?
Harry (turns around to face Snape)- He's eating *sees Snapes moustache* Screams a lot.
Hermione- Joins in in the screaming.
Snape- 100 points from Gryfinndor for screaming at my moustache.
The end
Ron- I NEED MORE FOOD!
Ginny- You just ate three cakes, ten hams and seven pizzas!
Ron- More food!
*Ron chases Ginny around with a turkey leg over his head*
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Funny Harry Potter Conversations
RandomNot all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!
