GLADERS AS DADS
Thomas: What is this thing supposed to do? Help! Please!
Minho: Okay, waaalk, waaaaalk. RUN LET'S GO NO TIME FOR THIS CRAP!
Newt: My baby. I love you. Call me MAMA NEWT.
Alby: Okay. No. Wrong! STOP! BAD LITTLE PERSON!
Chuck: Wtf. I'm too young to have kids.
Frypan: Okay, your first lesson is cooking.
Gally: IT'S YOUR FAULT STUPID BABY. THIS IS WHY EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED. YOU.
