Gladers should come with warning labels like:
Gally: Not as big of an asshole as he seems (also is small tiny child who must be protected at all costs)
Minho: Sass master 1000% also layer upon layer of fabulous hair that will blind the eyes of those unaccustomed to looking at his glory
Newt: Precious angel that fell from heaven or in this case a wall
Chuck: Small person that you didn't know you cared so much about until he died
Thomas: About as smart as a pinecone
