JUST FRIENDS | THE SEQUEL

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-- Two Months Later --

"Baby, from now on, we have to stay inside. We can't go outside unless it's for shopping.."

"Why not, daddy?.."

"Because there's... Mean germs outside. They're mean and they'll eat your toes." He lied.

"I don't wanna go outside." She widened her eyes and shook her head.

"We're not, don't worry.. Go and play, princess." The man kissed his daughter's head, then ruffled her hair and walked to the kitchen - where Jeongguk was.

"You heard about lockdown, too.. Huh?"

"Mhm.."

"We're gonna go mental staying at home all the time."

"I know how to combat that."

"How, smart-ass?"

"Just have a load of sex." He smirked, backhugging Jungkook.

"I'll think about that."

"Tonight?"

"Tonight." He confirmed.

"I have to feed Yeontan, be right back." Taehyung walked towards the crate, opening it and playing with the dog before feeding him.

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The older put the child to bed, walking back to the couch to join Jeongguk, "What're we watching, tonight?"

"Umm.. I don't know. I still haven't picked something.." The boy sighed.

"Gimme." He demanded, holding out a hand for the remote, "What about the purge?"

"Already watched it."

"IT?"

"Too scary."

"Terminator?"

"Nope."

"Why not?"

"Nope."

The man sighed, then continued to scroll through the movies, "You know what? Let's just look at unfunny jokes on google. You tell me one and I'll tell you one. The person who laughs first, loses."

"What do I get if I win?"

"Umm.. I'll give you a blowjob."

He raised his eyebrows, "What if you win?"

"Same thing, but you're giving me one."

"Deal." He reached for his phone, sitting with his legs crossed.

"You start, Koo.."

"Mhm..." The boy smirked, "Okay... What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?"

"I don't know, Kook.. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?"

"Hold into your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob."

Taehyung pursed his lips, "Mhm.. Knock knock?"

He sighed, "Who's there?.."

"Dover."

"Dover who?"

"Ben Dover and I'll give you a surprise."

"That was disappointing."

"It was worth a try.."

"Alright.. What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft?"

"My dick?"

"No!.. Chewing gum, you nasty-ass."

"What does the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

Jungkook giggled.

"You laughed!"

"No I didn't." He answered with a smirk on his face.

"Yes you did, Kook."

"Fine." He pulled out his phone, about to tell another joke.

"No!"

"What?"

"You remember the rules."

"I think I've forgotten them, daddy."

"Mhm.. Give me my medal, then."

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