There was a sudden banging on the front door so Taehyung opened it - only for a drunken boy, holding his shoes, to rush in.
"The coppers are-" he hiccupped, "The coppers are coming for me! Hide!"
"Jungkook, how much did you drink?" Tae attempted to hold up his boyfriend, making sure he didn't trip over.
"Around... A lot."
"That doesn't give me an idea of how much you've drunk."
"Well... I had eight at karaoke...Then... About three more?"
"Oh my god... Jungkook, stay here on the couch and I'll get you some water." He attempted placing the legless boy on the couch, only for him to slump onto the carpeted floor.
"Ooo... The stars are pretty." He hallucinated.
"Jungkook, we are inside. How are there stars?"
"The ones moving, over there... They're moving over there!! Quick, don't let them eat you!!" The boy sat up, running towards the empty space in the living room, "They disappeared because they were so, so scared. They saw my muscles and they were like: 'Oh my god!! Get away from him! He's a top!'"
"But you're not a top..."
"Yes, I am! I'll show you I'm a top!"
"I'm okay, thank you..."
"Mister, why are you still awake?!"
"I was waiting for you."
"If you don't stop talking, Taehyung - I'll fuck your wife!"
"I don't have a wife?"
"Marry me?"
"No. Sit back down otherwise-"
The drunk man interrupted, "What are you gonna do, huh?! Fuck MY missus?!"
"You don't have a wife, Jeongguk..."
"I do!"
"No, you don't..."
"You win... BUT! You have to dance with me!"
"Stop fucking shouting."
"Dance with me and I'll stop shouting!!"
"You can hardly stand."
"You're wrong, dude! Let me have my moment!" He started to dance to Twice, singing the lyrics, "FANCYYY!!! OOOO-OOOO-OOOO!!"
"Shut the fuck up and relax..."
"Do you not like Twice? How about some BLACKPINK, huh?" Again, he started to sing and dance, "BOOMBAYAH!! LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!! BOOMBOOMBA-BOOMBOOMBA!! OPPAAA!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!-" He fell to the floor.
"This is why I told you to relax-" Taehyung tried to help the boy onto his feet.
"NoOoOoOoOo!! LeT mE dAnCe!!" Kook kicked his legs, lay on his back.
"Stop making a scene and sit up." His boyfriend said, firmly.
"Fine...He really went from 'Nice to meet you, Sir' to 'Your daughter calls me Daddy, too'!"
Taehyung sighed, 'At least I got him to sit up...'
"Daddy, why is Mommy on the floor? His face is red, too! Are you sick?"
"Go back to bed, baby." Tae told her.
"Why? Mommy is sick, I need to look after him."
"No you don't. I'm doing perfectly fine.." Jungkook shook his head violently. Then, proceeding to stand up and fall on his ass, "My ass!! It feels like you fucked me for years on end, Daddy!!" He groaned.
"Jeon Jeongguk! Be quiet!"
"How about some Ariana Grande? RiGhT nOw I'm In A sTaTe Of MiNd, I wAnNa-"
"Shut the fuck up.."
"Daddy, that's a naughty word!"
'I'm literally dealing with two children, here..' The oldest sighed.
"Where's my cigarettes?!" Jungkook cried physical tears.
"You're not having a cigarette, Jeon.."
"Don't call me by my family name!! Call me Daddy!" This time, he successfully stood up and walked towards the kitchen, taking a bottle of wine from the cupboard and swigging a bit.
"Jungkook! No!"
"Mommy, can I have some of your juice?"
"Sure.. Here.."
Taehyung grabbed the bottle just in time, "Neither of you are having this!" With that, he poured the contents down the sink.
"Daddy!!" Jeongguk shouted.
He placed the empty bottle in the sink, "Don't shout at me."
"I'm going to bed.." Hwa-Young sighed.
"Goodnight, sweetie."
"I love you, Daddy.."
Once the girl was gone, Taehyung picked up Jeongguk and put him on the couch, "Wait here - I need to get you some new clothes because you reek of alcohol.."
"Where's my phone?"
"In your pocket?"
The boy reached into his pocket, "Found it!!"
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JUST FRIENDS | THE SEQUEL
FanfictionNSFW "Dear God, our Lord of heaven above. Please give me back Jungkook.. I need him and I love him.. Amen." • Started: 26/06/20 • • Completed: 13/09/20 •