" you tried it ho' but it ain't work , you made em bae i fucked him first " i put on my 25mm lashes singing along to city girls . I grabbed my charger and my keys before walking out my door . i got in my car and turned on the a/c cause it be hot as hell in Miami . i connected my phone to the bluetooth . As i was about to play a song i had a incoming call .
incoming call from dior✨🍭💕
" hey bitchhh" i said while speeding down the street
" hey ho ' wyd ?" she said sounding like she was eating
" otw to the shop i got a couple of hands to do " i said before pulling into mcdonald's to get some breakfast .
" hold on girl " i said as i pulled up .
" yoo i'm tamir welcome to mcdonald's" tamir aggy ass said
" lemme get two bacon and egg biscuits, hash brown and a large orange juice " i said before pulling out my card
" shanteria you fat as hell" he said while laughing
" and you broke next caller " i said before pulling up to the window .i arrived to the shop . i went inside and greeted everyone and went to my booth . i pulled out my food and my phone and started a live video .
@ybn.tamir joined
@_d.ior joined
@_d.ior : bitch why you ain't call me back
" my bad girl i forgot come by the house around 5 p.m" i looked up and saw my client walking towards my booth . I quickly threw my food away and ended the live . I cleaned my hands before motioning her to come over . I began doing her nails while singing along to the music in the shop and making lil conversation with my client . After i was done i took and pictures and videos . I patiently waited for my next client to come while strolling on instagram . As i was strolling through instagram Tamir from mcdonalds ass texted me .ybn.tamir:hey frienn
thereal.shann: not your friend .. but hey sir .
ybn.tamir: jitt we are friends
thereal.shann : then give me a discount 😘, i'm working ttyl
ybn.tamir : ight jit . 😂i looked at the clock and it read 5:30 pm . I cleaned up my booth before wiping down everything with a lysol wipe and telling everyone good bye . I got inside my car and connected my bluetooth i decide to listen to the greatest by rod wave . I decided to go to walmart to cook something cause i get tired of spending money . I pulled into the parking lot and saw a park right in the front as i was about to turn in this lady pulled in
" BITCH " i said while honking my horn and shooting a bird . She had a shock expression on her face . i laughed before finding another park . i got out the car and hurried into the store . I went down the aisle to grab some dressing for the salad . i stood on my tippy toes and i still couldn't get it . As i was about to give up i felt a tall figure over me . i turned around to see this fine ass man with grills in his mouth .
" here you go ma " he said while me the ranch
" thankyouu " i said while smirking
" quint " he said while putting his hand out
" shanteria " i said nodding
" damn you can't shake my hand " he said chuckling
" nah it's corona season baby boy " i said trying to walk away
" damn jit you can't talk to me " he said
" nah i got to stuff to do " i said before walking away smirkingi arrived to my condo 30 minutes later , i got out the car and walked to the elevator . once the doors opened i was greeted by the creepy old man . i hurried to my door . I got inside making sure i locked it before sitting all the bags down . i texted dior to let her she can come over .
me : hey babes i'm home you can come ..i'm fina cook too .
dior ✨🍭💕: iknow girl i just saw you come open the door .
me : stalkerrvibesss .i opened the door and saw my best bitch . Me and Dior been bestfriends for about 8 years . We fought bitches , niggas and everybody who talked shit together . We were two different people , I was more quiet and non confrontational but i could pop my shit anytime . While dior was more loud and spoke her mind . We both could hang out all night and day . We could get drunk and high by our selves . We never needed a group of hoes . I decided to cook fried chicken tenders with mashed potatoes and green beans . i went into the room and grabbed my stash before telling diór to roll up . I went back into the kitchen and started preparing the food .
After me and dior got done eating , we ate cookies and smoked . We decided to watch 365 days . After the movie i was flabbergasted & i quickly followed that fine ass man from the movie . I told dior she can stay the night if she wanted to . I went into the bathroom and turned on the water . I stripped down and took a mirror picture in my bra and panty. i connected my phone to the bluetooth and played city girls new album . I let the water run down my body before lathering myself in soap . I quickly rinsed and got out . i applied some lotion from PINK deciding to sleep naked . I checked my phone to see if anybody texted me . i seen tamir texted me again .
ybn.tamir: jit?
thereal.shann: yoodaaaa .
ybn.tamir: imG?
thereal.shann: sure , 850 229 3357
ybn.tamir : bett .hey y'all
new book 🤗!
excuse any mistakes .