I had just finished my dinner
When I got the itch again
To put my jimmy up inside
A pretty dead woman
Now remember when I told you
I don’t like rotting bodies
That’s why all the ladies that I fuck
Are freshly murdered hotties
But there was one woman in my mind
Who I had to be with next
For years I’ve been fantasizing
About us having sex
I snuck right through her window
In the dark when it was night
And naked as a jay bird
Pounced on her with all my might
I put my hands around her neck
And strangled her in bed
Then I sensuously undressed her
Once I knew that she was dead
The partner
Of my dreams
I was just about to climax
When I heard a child scream
The light when on and in the door
There was my little brother
In a scared and frightened voice he said
“What have you done to mother?”
