Rebel Life- Star Wars: Rebels Memes and More! [COMPLETED]

Rebels React: Disneyland!!!!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hera: Oh no! Swift are you being attacked?

Zeb: Is that honestly the worst thing that could happen?

Ezra: I'm gonna agree here

Sabine: *rolls eyes* boys...

Kanan, Zeb, Ezra: Hey!

Me: OK, sorry, calm now.  So thank you all for being here because WE ARE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

*silence*

Dex: My land!

Me: Dex, get out of here this isn't your fandom.  Anyway, Disneyland is possibly THE BEST AMUSEMENT PARK EVER!  I haven't been in so long because of Covid

Kanan: What's covid?

Hera: What's an amusement park?

Ezra: What's a fandom?

Me: Mkay, *mutters* Star Wars is clearly missing some crucial life supports... then again, not having covid is nice

Me: So because of the magic of Wattpad, I get to take you all to Disneyland today!  And, BTW, an amusement park is like a whole bunch of rides, games, music, shops, and candy!

Sabine: Sounds fun!

Me: *Magically transports them into Disneyland* Welcome ladies and gentlemen and also Ezra, to the most magical place on Earth!  (which is my planet BTW)

Me: We start our adventure here on Main Street, USA, with some iconic shops and beautiful sights

Hera: It's very crowded.

Ezra: OMG, guys what is that thing?  *points to stagecoach pulled by horses*

Me: Mode of transportation here a long time ago.  Hop on!

*They all jump on*

Me: And our next stop here is-

Me: *realizes everyone is gone*

Me: Kriff.

And so here's what happened that day:

-Ezra and Zeb rode every single coaster so many times they threw up

-Sabine graffitied random places and almost got arrested

-Hera and Kanan walked around most of the time, taking in the sights

-They also may have reprogramed the cars on the Autopia ride so they actually drove

-Ezra discovered ice cream and cotton candy and was literally bouncing off walls until he convinced Sabine and Zeb to try them

-They did

-They were all bouncing off walls and jumping on random stuff

-Meanwhile Kanan and Hera are enjoying the calm Jungle Cruise ride

-I had to constantly use my magical teleportation skills to keep them away from the new Star Wars land

-Zeb got dared by Sabine to jump off the boat on Splash Mountain as it went down the waterfall

-He did

-I had to stop HIM from getting arrested

-And Ezra for shoplifting all the ice cream and candy

-Sabine and Hera tried on all the adult princess costumes

-And convinced Kanan to wear a Prince Charming costume

-While Ezra and Zeb took blackmail photos

-Then they all had lunch at the Rainforest Cafe, where I gave them the basic rules that I should have told them before

-And they thought it was over...

-I took them to California Adventure

-Sabine got addicted to Frozen and made the others watch it

-Ezra and Zeb had a field day with the giant Incredicoaster (the one that does the giant loop)

-Hera and Kanan kept up the good work and reprogrammed the cars in the cars land to actually drive as well

-But I forgave them because they stopped Ezra from jumping in the lake

-They all had more candy

-Everyone did Grizzly Rapids together and had a blast (and got very wet)

-Kanan and Hera went on the giant ferris wheel together while Sabine, Ezra, and Zeb took advantage of their absence and physically climbed Grizzly Peak

-They had a dinner of corn dogs, more cotton candy, and pizza

-Immediately after, Ezra and Zeb went on the Incredacoaster one more time and threw up

-I had to get them the heck out of there before security finally found us and got me banned

Me: So that was fun.

Me: *collapses into bed*

My mom: What happened to you?

Me: Don't the kriff ask