Death Note Randomness!

Party Tyme part 2

Shelby: Kat is coming over!!!!
Kat: *crashes through the window* Sup bitches!
Shelby: Sup Kat! Thses are the Death Note peoples!
Kat: I can tell! Hey, gimme a beer! I like beer!
Light: it sounds like you're already drunk....
Shelby: no, we're always like dis! I also like beer!
BB: I want jam!
Kat: *throws jar of jam at BB because she keeps jam in her pocket* here ya go!
BB: YAAAAAYYY!!!!
L: BB is known to act like a child.
BB: *eats jam* Lawlie, I love you!!!!
L: don't say my real name, BB!!!!! And what the hell?!
Light: your real name is.... Lawlie?
L: no. My name is Ryuzaki.
Shelby: we all know it's not Ryuzaki, L. Just tell us you're real name! I already know it!
L: then why do you want me to say it?
Shelby: just because!
L: I already told you, it's Ryuzaki.
BB: can we be a couple, L?!
L:.................. I never knew you had feelings for me, B.
BB: Well............... I didn't used to but..........
Shelby: *pushes L and BB together* KISS!!!
L: no.
BB: okay! *kisses L*
Shelby: *has fangasm*
Matt: what the hell, did you just fucking pee?!?!
Shelby: yeah, let's go with that!
BB: *breaks kiss* ........................
L:..................... Well............ That was out of nowhere......
BB: so can we go out?!
L:............ Sure, I guess.
BB: YAAAAYYYY!!!!! *hugs L*
L: um, I don't like physical affection!
BB: too bad, get used to it!!!!!
L: I'll try.......
Shelby: I SHIP IT SO HAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Kat: that's great............. I SHIP IT HARD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelby: WE SHIP THINGS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!
Kat: yas!!!
Matt: hey, Mell?
Mello: yeah Matt?
Matt: you wanna go back to Wammy's and have a little fun?
Mello: Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!
Matt: we're leaving!
Shelby: *in her own little world* okaayy......
Matt: *picks up Mello and carries him out*
Mello: put me down!!! I'm a man, I can walk on my own!!!!!!
Matt: nope!
Mello: *groans*
Shelby: have fun! Oh shit they forgot Near....... MATT!!!!
Matt: *is at the bottom of the stairs* What?!
Shelby: take the albino home with you!
Matt: Fine! Near, get down here!!!!
Mello: aw dammit, he's gonna kill the mood!!!!
Matt: it's fine Mello, once we're in the orphanage he will leave.
Mello: he better.....
Near: *walks downstairs*
Matt Mello and Near: *leave*
Shelby: well........ Sleepover?!
Light: no!
BB: I wanna go home with Lawlie!
L: not yet, BB...... We just started dating.......
BB: fine....................
Kat: can I sleepover? Too bad, I'm staying!
Shelby: Yay!!!!!
Light: No!!!!! My mom isn't even happy with you staying here, Shelby, I can't have another girl staying overnight!
Shelby: well....... She doesn't have to know! And it's not like we're going to do anything inappropriate!
Light: yeah, with you everything is inappropriate!
Shelby: yeeeaaaahhhh....... Kat's the same way!!!
Light: oh great.........
Shelby: well, you already heard Kat, she's staying so deal with it!!!!
Light: if I get in trouble, you're not allowed to stay in my house anymore, Shelby.
Shelby: fine by me! We wont get in trouble!
Light: whatever.......
L: I'm going home. See you soon, Light.
Light: alright, Ryuzaki.
Shelby: Bye L!!!
Kay: BYE L!!!!!
L: please call me Ryuzaki from now on.
Shelby: bye Ryuzaki!
Kay: BYE RYUZAKI!!!!
L: okay then....... *leaves*

Hope you guyz enjoyed! Hoping to update more often!!!