Death Note Randomness!

Forgot One!

BB: Hey, you didn't introduce meee!!!!
Shelby: woops, sorry, BB! Everyone, this is BB! He is a psychotic serial killer that loves jam. And yes, it's normal jam. Not people's intestines.
BB: I'm not psychotic! I just want to be better than L!
Shelby: yes, you and Mello and Near and Matt and Light...... Everyone wants to be better than L. And you're psychotic because you kill people.
BB: they were going to die anyways!
Shelby: you still killed them..... It's okay though, I still love you!
BB: uhhhhhhhhh............ Okaaaaaaaaaayyyyy..................
Shelby: I tend to weird them out a lot.... You'd think they'd be used to it! I've know everyone for a year now! I stalked them all for 3 months before I actually introduced myself to any of them! Yeeeaaah, I have problems! But it's okay because I'm still a fangirl just like everyone else!
Light: who are you talking to?
Shelby: the people reading this.
Light: reading this? What are you doing?!?!
Shelby: my mind is mixed up, I don't even know anymore.....
Light: why did I agree to let you stay with me?
Shelby: because I forced you.
Light: oh yeah................
Shelby: and I have magical rainbow powers!!!!
L: that's impossible. Humans don't have powers.
Shelby: L, you are absolutely correct!
L: I always am.
Shelby: exactly! I'm not human! I am a creature from a far far away place that has yet to be named! My people there all have teleportation powers and eat candy and sugar all day!!!!!
L: can I move there?
Shelby: well..... I would let you, but I got kicked out of my world and am forced to live among the common people....... And you're too adorable to leave me!
Near: I thought I was adorable.
Shelby: you are! You all are adorable.... Except for Misa... And Rem.... And Mikami....... And Light isn't really adorable.............. Neither is Mello.... And Matt......... I wouldn't classify them as adorable.....
Mello: hey! I'm VERY adorable!
Shelby: noooooo, you're more sexy....
Mello: oh..... Well I'll take that title!
Shelby: yaaaay!!!! Imma go fly out that window now, bye!!! *flies out the window*
Ryuk: she has problems.
Light: tell me about it. I wonder where she's going, she's supposed to stay here?!
Ryuk: maybe she wanted to make a dramatic exit.
L: if that's the case then she has accomplished her goal.