Death Note Randomness!

Killing People! Yay!

Shelby: *wakes up* oh my god......... My fucking head hurts like a motherfucker!
Light: *was already awake and at his desk* Keep the cursing down to a minimal, please Shelby.
Shelby: whatever....... Kat, wake up! *shakes her sleeping body*
Kat: *wakes up* bitch, I was having a nice dream about the albino!!! His smile...... Aaahhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *hits her head on the bed* *groans*
Shelby: It's okay Kat... I know he has a beautiful smile..... Get over it!
Kat: I can't!!!!!
Shelby: do you want breakfast or not?
Kat: yay, food!
Shelby: Light-kun make us food!
Light: I'm not your slave!
Shelby: *pulls out knife* do it or this knife will be in your neck!
Light: *gets up* hey, be careful with that!
Shelby: *laughs psychotically*
Light: okay....... I'll go ask my mom to make us breakfast.
Shelby: why are you asking your mom? You make us breakfast or I will stab you!
Light: *sigh* fine......... *makes breakfast*
Kat: hey, let's find Light's death note!
Shelby: well that wont be hard. He left it on the damn desk!
Kat: he's a retard.
Shelby: but he has nice hair.....
Kat: everyone in Death Note has nice hair!
Shelby: yaaaas!
Kat: *gets Light's death note from the desk* so, who should we kill?
Shelby: hmmm....... Justin Bieber.
Kat: no! We can't kill him, he has to become our butler!
Shelby: oh yeah, I forgot...... Hmmm..........
Kat: *writes down peoples names from school while Shelby thinks*
Shelby: make sure to write down the faaaaaggot's name.
Kat: already done! Have you thought of anyone?
Shelby: hm.....
Kat: oh my Kira......
Shelby: Zac Efron.
Kat: okay! *writes his name down*
Shelby: and One Direction, R5, 5 Seconds of Summer.....
Kat: *writes down their names*
Light: *opens the door* breakfast is ready. Hey! What are you doing, give me that!
Kat: but we're not done killing ratchet boy bands!
Light: *takes the death note away*
Shelby: aw dammit Light! You never let us have any fun! Why you so serious?!
Light: you just forcibly threw a drinking party last night in my house......
Shelby: so you can't let us use your death note?!
Light: looks like you already have! Zac Efron, really?!
Shelby: yep! He cannot play Light!! It's too weird!!!!
Light: I'm surprised Justin Bieber isn't on here....
Shelby: oh, he has to be our butler when we get famous!
Light:....... Who would want him as a butler and you sound like a child talking about wanting to be famous.
Shelby: if he's out butler then he's have to do everything we said and we could make him do embarrassing/stupid shit! It would be awesome!
Kat: and we are gonna be famous because we're awesome!
Light:....... Um...... Okay then..............
Kat: so.... Breakfast?
Light: downstairs.
Shelby: yay!

A/N:
Hey, it's been like two months, how's it going! I just reread this book, realized I was insane and then realized that I HAVE to update this again! So here ya go!