Hey guys... These belong to my stupid ass cousins.... They wanna help the guys .... out there.. .
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1) Do you go to church? Because you answer all my prayers.
2) Do you own an iphone because if not you can touch my apps (abs)
3) Do you have a bandaid because i fell in love with you.
4) Are you a flappy bird because i'll tap you all night.
5) Are you a soccer player because you can suck on my balls.
6) Heres a key.... A KEY TO MY HEART.
7) Do you like fruits ... I'll make you enjoy bananas
8) Do you play basketball because you can pounce on my dick anyday...
9) Are you jaimaican? because your jamaicami crazy?
10) Are you jamaican? Because your making me horney.
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The Book Of Sexiness
De TodoJokes! Memes! Short stories! Random! These are some jokes that are crack up like crack your butt crack up Some are from me and others belong to others. If you get offended don't read it so just read it at own cost... Don't take it seriously but jus...
