On The Road With a Company of Dwraves, A Hobbit, And A Wizard

Chapter 3

Alex: Ummmmmmm well it's been a while. I AM SORRY!!!!!!! Please don't hurt me. I have been busy. So very busy with school, lacrosse and home life. It's been a crazy months. But guess what I have a new chapter!!!! And I am working on the other as you read this. So there might be another update in the next few days!!!! 

Kili: You hope.

Alex: Shut it kili. I will get another update after this one!

Kili: That's what you said last time and look they had to wait two months for it. 

Alex: I said I am sorry!

Kili: Well get on with it!

Alex: *sighs* I dont own any of the hobbit characters just my one oc that is coming up soon.

Kili: You also said that and she hasn't come in.

Alex: Kili shut up. I should have asked your brother he is nicer. Anyways let me know if I should do a character page with my oc put on it. Now ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!

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When the meal finishes, the dwarves leave the table and begin walking about. Bilbo grabs a doily back from Nori. Bilbo exclaims angrily “Excuse me, that is a doily, not a dishcloth!”

Bofur said back “But it’s full of holes!” He looked at the Hobbit in disbelief.

“It’s supposed to look like that, it’s crochet.” Answering back sharply.

Bofur said to Bilbo happily “Oh, and a wonderful game it is too, if you got the balls for it.”

Bilbo says angrily to the grey wizard “Bebother and confusticate these dwarves!”

Gandalf tells the hobbit “My dear Bilbo, what on earth is the matter?”

Bilbo keeps questioning Gandalf “What’s the matter? I’m surrounded by dwarves. What are they doing here?”

Gandalf answers “Oh, they’re quite a merry gathering, once you get used to them.” Nori has a chain of sausages over his shoulder, and Bofur grabs them from him. They play tug-of-war with the sausages.

“I don’t want to get used to them. The state of my kitchen! There’s mud trod into the carpet, they’ve pi-pillaged the pantry. I’m not even going to tell you what they’ve done in the bathroom; they’ve all but destroyed the plumbing. I don’t understand what they’re doing in my house!” Bilbo exclaims.

Ori interrupt the two “Excuse me. I’m sorry to interrupt, but what should I do with my plate?”

Fili interjects “Here you go, Ori, give it to me.” Fili takes the plate from Ori and throws it to Kili, who throws it behind his back to Bifur, who is standing at the sink in the kitchen. Bifur catches it behind his back, without even looking at it. Kili, Fili, and other dwarves begin throwing the plates, bowls, and utensils to each other, eventually throwing them to the sink to be washed. As dishware flies through the air, Gandalf ducks to avoid getting hit.

Gandalf gasps as plates and forks start to fly “Oh!”

Bilbo tries to stop them “Excuse me, that’s my mother’s West Farthing crockery, it’s over a hundred years old!” The dwarves at the tablet begin rhythmically drumming on the tablet with utensils and their fists. He says to the dwarves “And can-can you not do that? You’ll blunt them!”