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"The good kid" 🇨🇦✔️

(Hetalia; Human AU; High school AU)
(btw in this human AU Matthew[Canada] and Alfred[America] combined their last names so it's Hyphenated and the brothers don't have different last names cause like most brothers have the same last name)
(this is literally me venting about my life)

!Disclaimer !
The things described in this book do not reflect any true facts or feelings I have about the countries of Canada, America or Russia. In this book I am more of fleshing out my own AU focusing more on the character of Matthew Williams then Hetalia Canada. aka I look at this more as a human character more then I do the personification of a country. This is just my own small au less then it is based on anything else. Please do not read this with the wrong mindset.

If you asked most anyone at Hetalia high who Matthew is, they'd probably ask "Who?", even though there's only one Matthew in the entire school.

If you asked them who Matthew Jones-Williams is, they'd ask if you're talking about Alfred Jones-Williams little brother.

If you pointed at him and asked who Matthew is, they'd probably say that that's the good kid that sits in the back of the class, gets A's on every test and praised by all the teachers.

However, his reputation is completely different then the true Matthew Jones-Williams.

His parents weren't home very often, usually out on business trips and such. Thus, there was no one there to looking after him and his brother, other than their selves.
Of course when their parents got calls from the high school about trouble the eldest brother would get into, they would give him a stern talking to but it's hard to discipline a child when they're on the other side of the continent and so the brothers got away with a lot. Especially Matthew, who was a lot smarter than his brother, and better at hiding stuff.
If Matthew did get caught for something he could easily slide by as the least likely suspect as he was "the good kid".
What most people didn't know about Matthew is just how much he did get away with his great reputation.

Contraband.
Bringing contraband to school was not new to Matthew. He's been doing it since elementary school.
Many things aren't allowed at in school. Soda, Candy, drugs or generally anything edible in class. Matthew brought all of the listed. And yes the drugs one sounded very bad but it's not like he's giving it to others. Matthew only prescription drugs or any thing mild and over the counter, such as pain killers and headache medicine. Did you really think Matthew Jones-Williams would ever be a druggie? No, stupid.
Bringing food to class wasn't off the table either. He wasn't frequently hungry throughout the day as he always had something to eat in his book bag and knew just the right way to hide while snacking. Alfred didn't know most of the bad things Matthew had done but he did know about the food, and would frequently ask Matthew for snacks while in the hallway, however Alfred was caught eating a lot more than his brother was.
Another lame rule in their school was drinks. If you brought any drink to class it had to be water in a clear container. This was an easy rule to pass by. Any clear liquid was on the table to bring to school as long as the container it was in was clear. Normal water, flavored water, Sprite, La Croix, vodka, hell, you could even bring vinegar in a bottle if you really wanted.
Phones in class? psh, easy. He'd almost always have a random library book in his a bag, but seemly strange, his taste in books was less in what the book was about, but more the size of the book.
What people didn't know was why most books Matthew pulled from the library shelved were about the size of the average smartphone. Just the right size that if you were at a certain angle at the back of the class, no one would notice a smartphone held between the pages.
No teacher noticed that if they asked Matthew what the book he was reading was about that his description would be just as surface level as the words on the back of the book.

So far all we've covered so far is baby stuff, things every teen has done in school. Let's finally get to the actual crimes Matthew has committed before.

Theft and Vandalism.

These are crimes. Not small rules that were broken.
Theft.
Matthew had a tendency of theft. Look away for too long and you may loose your pen or notebook. Matthew especially loved to steal the day before essays had to be turned in. He really didn't have anything to do with things he stole so usually he would drop them off in the locker of a certain tall scary Russian.
Many people thought that the thief was Braginsky since he always found with the missing objects and usually returned them but no one confronted the scary looking man about it, afraid that they would get hurt if they said the wrong thing, just as Matthew hoped.

Vandalism.
Only one person truly what the infamous M+J tag, that was somewhere in almost every room in the school, meant.
Some people thought it stood for marajuna or Mary Jane. Some people thought it was a couple but the only people who were correct were the people who thought it stood for the vandals initials. And of course no one thought it was Matthew, was the good kid who went by the initials MJW and no one really knew of his great ability to write in multiple handwritings.
Matthew doesn't know why he started tagging M+J around the school he didn't even remember when he started it. He just knew that it was everywhere now and he kinda couldn't resist writing his initials in sharpie on a random surface when no one was looking.
Surprisingly no teachers really noticed or at least cared about the vandalism covering the school. Somehow only the students noticed and talked about the tag that was seemingly every where in the school.

Matthew was glad he had a great memory and amazing acting skills. He probably wouldn't be able to get away with anything if he didn't have said abilities.
He got away with crimes and broken rules and still had a wonderful reputation and straight A's. He didn't even study because all he need was to hear it once and now it's practically absorbed in his brain, especially when he knew that these things were going on the tests he was taking.
He was pretty content with his current life, but he always thought, where was he going to go later? He really didn't know what he was going to do as a job. And on top of that he barely had any friends or for that sake, social skills. He was always thinking about how he was going to plan to make friends but he never really did it until-