jade👿: i want to prove to you that i'm not who u think i am
perrie🙃: you hooked up with a random girl and you keep flirting with me, who you barely know. sounds like a classic fuckgirl to me
jade👿: i promise that's not who i am. i just have a flirty personality
perrie🙃: mhm
jade👿: honestly! i got drunk at a party and hooked up with olivia, but that's the first time something like that has happened in ages. in university i partied and hooked up with random girls often but i swear i'm not like that anymore. i've had two serious long term relationships since then.
perrie🙃: i don't know why u even care about explaining yourself to me, idek you
jade👿: so then why do you care if i'm a fuckgirl or not?
perrie🙃: i don't know
perrie🙃: you're charming jade, in your own weird way
jade👿: thank you?
perrie🙃: idk i just really wanna get to know you and be friends because you seem like a good person
jade👿: but?
perrie🙃: but if you're just talking to me because you wanna get in my pants then i don't wanna keep doing this
jade👿: perrie i barely even know you
jade👿: honestly you're gorgeous but i just wanna get to know you, no strings attached
jade👿: if at any point you choose to stop texting me, that's ok, but at least give me a chance
perrie🙃: ok
jade👿: ok i believe it's my turn now
perrie🙃: we're still playing 20 questions?
jade👿: of course
jade👿: where are you from?
perrie🙃: south shields
jade👿: no way!
jade👿: me too!!!!
perrie🙃: ok now that's creepy
jade👿: maybe we could meet up some time ;)
perrie🙃: what happened to not being a fuckgirl
jade👿: i'm not a fuckgirl but i definitely like to flirt when i see a pretty girl ;)
perrie🙃: ok whatever
jade👿: you like it
perrie🙃: i don't
jade👿: 😏
perrie🙃: ok stop
perrie🙃: can i get another picture of you?
perrie🙃: you know, just to further prove you aren't a creepy old man
jade👿: are you sure that's the only reason?
perrie🙃: uh
perrie🙃: yes
jade🙃: 😏
perrie👿: shut up just send a picture
jade🙃: calm down babe
jade🙃: here's one i took the other day
jade👿:
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perrie🙃: wow you're such a cutie 😍😍
perrie🙃: i mean uh
perrie🙃: cool you're not an old man
jade👿: do you like my shirt? it's made out of girlfriend material 😏
perrie🙃: ew no please don't do pick up lines
jade👿: there's more where that came from
jade👿: is this the hogwarts express? because it feels like you and i are headed somewhere magical
perrie🙃: wow she's a nerd too?
jade👿: of course 🤓
jade👿: i love harry potter
perrie🙃: me too
jade😈: do i get a picture now? ;)
perrie🙃: fine
perrie🙃:
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jade👿: OH MY FUCKING GOD
jade👿: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL ME LIKE THAT JESUS
jade👿: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
jade👿: brb i gotta go walk my fish
perrie🙃: calm down lol
perrie🙃: jade?
perrie🙃: where'd you go?
jade👿: sorry i had to uh....take care of a few things
