Cringe-y One-Shots

Vampire Wes

| Wes as a vampire AU |

"Wesley Grey."

Sam glanced up from her paper as the name was called. He was the most popular guy in the school, despite his angsty behaviour and unkempt hair. When Wesley Grey would walk by, you could feel the tension in the air as everyone's gaze would turn to him. He had that natural effect on everyone. Well, everyone except for her of course. Sam rolled her eyes as he growled in response as his name was called. Giggles broke out in corners of the classroom as the teacher gave a sigh. "Wesley, if you're going to disrupt our class, I'll disrupt you instead. Take a seat next to Foster."

Sam froze, nearly streaking the doodle she'd made on her paper. Sit next to her?! Why in the Nine Realms-

"Hey." His gruff voice flooded her hearing, and she could immediately see why everyone fell in love with it. "You're the new girl."

"So what?" She sassily responded in the sassiest tone that ever had the pleasure of gracing the planet. This planet, at least. "I'm always the new girl."

"Rough," he answered neutrally. With an angst that rivalled most fandoms, he pulled his hood over his head. "There's a party tonight at Zero's."

"Big hoot," Sam answered. "I'm not invited. Wait.., are you.., sparkling?"

Wesley looked to her with a forlorn exprsssion as the sunlight through the window suddenly hit him, causing him to practically shimmer. "I can't help that I'm sparkly. Help me, please."

The teacher pulled out a pair of sunglasses. "Everyone, cover your eyes. Wesley Grey, get out of the sunlight!" As soon as he stepped out of it, the classroom lost its shine. "Someone, close the blinds!"

Once the blinds were properly closed, the lesson continued on. Wesley sighed as he looked at his phone. Sam groaned.

"What now, mister weird sparkly boy?"

"It's just that I can't take selfies like everyone else can," he replied sullenly. "Try taking a picture of me. It never works."

Intrigued and a little weirded out, Sam took out her phone and snapped a picture of him. "Woah.., you're right!"

"On top of that, I'm immortal with the ability to pass it on to other people. Want to see?"

Sam nodded.

Wesley turned to the guy beside him. "Want to be immortal?"

"Yeah man!"

Wesley bit his hand.

"You're a vampire!" Sam screeches. "But you bit him in the wrong spot!"

"That's just a common misconception for fanfic writers to exploit," he answered with a shrug.