Fucking whith ants

Story two: ant attacc

So one day I was in the garden and my cousin was playing whith ants [how could this go wrong]

Ovs eight year old me was too mature to play whith ants
But I was bored and thought fuck it [big mistake] so I'm playing whith these ands and being a weakling and shit

And all of a sudden I spot a big ant
And my little cousin got scared so I started screaming bc what the fuck was I supposed to do. Imagine an 6yro and an 8yro running around screaming Abt an ant bc that's an accurate representation. So smart ass little me decided to take action.

I got a stick and flipped it over. Then I got my foot and squished it. But it was a queen ant and there was loads of little ants.

And all the little fucking ants started crawling on me.

At this point we were screaming even louder. My cousin got the stick thingy and started hitting my shin attempting to get the ants off and it rlly fucken hurt.

So he's screaming and hitting me whith a stick, I'm screaming and crying in fear and pain and my mum comes out and asks what the hell is going on and I pointed to my leg still screaming and she walked up to me and calmly brushed the ants off [👁👄👁]

(Ik I was a stupid little fuck)

Note from a friend: we don't give a fuck abt no bitch, ay , we don't give a fuck abt no bitch, we don't give a fuck abt no bitch.

XD
Bai u beautiful fucks 😌

Stupid bitch outttttttttt 💖

Cya

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