18+! This was requested by Jacob49383. We got some magical creatures boiiiiiiisss. Sorry, I'm lame, I know. I thought about calling this chapter 'Horsing Around', but I figured a joke that bad would get me mobbed and ran out of town. Either way, please enjoy my dirty mind...
"Hi! I'm Mia!"
I turned and smiled to the girl. "Hi!"
She had brown hair that fell around her shoulders and happy hazel eyes. And four legs. She had four legs. She was a centaur. "I'm kind of new and I was hoping I could sit next to you?"
I nodded and she grinned, relaxing onto the ground with her arms on the desk. "I'm Dustian by the way."
We both smiled to each other and then turned to the teacher. I really hope we can be friends. She seems nice."Please for the love of God stop with the puns." Mia groaned as she banged her head on the lunch table.
"I can't help it if you're a neigh-sayer~" I teased, making her groan again. "I'm sorry. My throat has been a little hoarse here lately~"
"If we weren't best friends I'd kick you. Like, full on donkey kick."
"Well, there's no need to be such an ass~"
She was quiet for a moment before she snickered a little. "Okay, that one wasn't too bad. The rest could use some work though."
I grinned and cocked my head sideways. "Don't you think you're being a bit foal about this?"
She sighed and layed her head on the table again. "What did I do in a past life to curse me with your puns?"
"Whatever it was must have been very in hu-"
"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU FINISH THAT PUN!"
"Mane.""Why are you outside my window at three am?"
She moved and let me slip inside. "Parents were being dicks and then I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd come hang out with you."
She sighed and plopped down on her, bed? I still wasn't sure what to call it. It reminded me of a really large bean bag chair, but made of whatever is in mattresses. It was really soft though, so I plopped on it as well, laying against her back end. "You know, personal space does exist for some people."
"Ah, you know that isn't a real thing. And besides, you love me."
She sighed and shook her back half, like she was trying to bump me away. "Unfortunately. Lucky for you though."
I hesitated for a second and looked at her. "Hey Mia?"
"Yeah?"
"Be honest, if I wasn't your best friend, would you ever..." I trailed off, biting my lip.
She turned around, looking at me curiously. "Ever what?"
I hesitated again and shook my head. "Never mind. What do you wanna do?"
She frowned but let me change the subject. "I-" She very heavily stressed the word. "-want to sleep. And that's what I'm gonna do."
I pouted a bit and then sighed. "Well I'm gonna sleep here then."
I saw her roll her eyes a bit as she layed back down, shifting a little under me. "I thought you couldn't sleep?"
"You're comfortable. Makes me sleepy." She huffed a little but didn't say anything else. The rhythmic rise and fall of her back, plus the heat that radiated off her was enough to have me drifting off within minutes."Please promise me that it won't change how you think of me?"
I nodded, staring at her in confusion. I'd never seen her so nervous. Biting her lip, absentmindedly stomping her feet, the works. "I promise Mia. Now what's got you so worried?"
She hesitated and took a breath, squeezing her eyes shut. "I have a dick."
Well that was not what I was expecting. Like, at all. "Oh. And?"
She opened her eyes, staring at me in bewilderment. "And? That's it? You don't think I'm a freak?"
I rolled my eyes and hugged her. "One, you're my best friend. Two, you are a freak but for your own reasons. And three, that is like the least weird thing about you. I mean, who puts peanut butter on corn?"
She scoffed and hugged me back. "I'll have you know that peanut butter and corn are a blessing that only we centaur know of. I can't help it you don't have the evolved taste buds like I do." I rolled my eyes and tried to pull away, but she squeezed me tighter, her voice dropping to a whisper. "Thank you Dustian."
I smiled a little and patted her back. "Any time bestie."

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