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Chapter-4: The Jackpot!

*(Y/N) pov*

Darkness: I've been looking for you.

Why is this pervert back? Isn't she tired of moaning so much?!

Kazuma turned back and when he saw her, he looked like he shit his pants.

Darkness: After you told me about the monster yesterday I went running to stop its rampage, but unfortunately I couldn't find it.

(Y/N): Y-Yeah it must have gone to sleep at night.

Like hell, you would! You would go running to the monster and tell him to ravish you, if it existed.

Darkness: Now, shall we continue where we left off last night?

Kazuma: I refuse!

(Y/N): You can't and that's final!

Darkness:*Loud moan* Such swift and cruel rejection by two men! *pant* *pant*

Kazuma was terrified at her reaction. Looks like he just realized that this shit is turning her on.

???: That's not how you do it Darkness.

A familiar voice called out to Darkness.

???: You can't be so pushy.

Kazuma: And you are?

???: I'm Cris, a thief as you can see. I'm also friends with this poor thing.

In front of us was a girl in a revealing outfit.....

......silver hair......

.....bluish- no purple...eyes......

.......words couldn't describe the beauty of the girl before me....she was like...like a what?

I have a feeling I've had the same thoughts before.

Eh, it's probably nothing.

At least we finally saw someone with a sane mind.

(Y/N): Hi, I'm (Y/N).

I was behind Kazuma, so she hadn't seen me. But when I poked my head out, she saw me and looked surprised....That's weird.

Cris: H-Hi, nice to meet you. Anyway, I heard you wanted to learn some skills. How about some thief skills?

Kazuma: Eh?

Cris: It takes very few skill points to learn, and it always comes handy around there areas.

(Y/N): Seriously?

Cris: Seriously.

Chris: All you need to do is buy me a drink and I'll teach you some.

Kazuma: That's it?

(Y/N): Kazuma, Let's do it!

Kazuma: Yeah! Excuse me! One ice-cold drink for this lady over here!

We went out and at the back of an alley to learn the thief skills.

Cris: Okay, so there are all kinds of thief skills like enemy detection and lurk. Here I'll show you.

Cris: Lurk

Cris disappeared right in front of us. That's really helpful, especially for someone with a class like me.

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She's been gone for a while now.