A collection of Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes/Imagine things I made while I was sleep deprived.
By the way, expect a lot of Virgil. He's a smol emo boi and I love him.
Logan: Well, I guess I'm in Patton's body now: Patton: Oh my god, I look like you now! Wait, should I act like you? Patton: Hi, I'm Logan! I'm smart and like unicorns! Logan: *Groans* I don't LIKE unicorns! I just had the onesie because it was comfy. Patton: Sure... Logan: I may as well act like you... *Clears throat* Logan: Hello, I'm Patton! I'm adorable and love dad jokes. [Patton squeals] Patton: I wanna hug you! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE NOW! Wait... [Logan chuckles] Logan: I would l-lah- *Sigh* I could use a hug right now. [Patton attempts to walk to Logan, Patton gasps] Patton: I MOVED! [Patton walks over to Logan and hugs him] Logan: Ah- I... don't know how to feel about this. Patton: C'mon, admit you like it! *Smiles* Logan: Fine, yes. I- I love it. [Patton and Logan leave Thomas's apartment and explore around the place] Patton: I've never seen the outside before... IT'S SO PRETTY! Logan: Additional affirmation...
Person: Logan, there you are! Patton: Um, uh... Logan: *Sighs* Person: Logan, follow me. We have some problems at the school. Patton: Um... C-can Patton come with me? Person: This is a job for one man, and one man only! NO ONE ELSE! [Patton whines] Logan: Um, excuse me but... I have a guest certificate. Person: Oh, okay! You can come then! [Logan winks at Patton]
(At the school) Person: People aren't paying attention, and ever since you quit your job as teacher, everyone's bored. Patton: B-but- Person: "But" nothing! The only "but" here is yours in that classroom! [Patton whines] Logan: Excuse me, but- Person: No time to say hello, goodbye! Logan: Was that a reference to Alice In Wonderland?! Person: What? Logan: Nothing.
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Patton: Are you sure Patton can't come in here? Person: Yes, I'm very VERY sure. Patton: [Sigh] Logan: Excuse me, ma'am? Person: Yes? Logan: I believe you forgot, I have a guest certificate. Person: Oh, sorry... I think your mistaken. You need a class certificate to go in a classroom, not a guest certificate. Logan: I see... I believe I have one right here. Person: Oh, why didn't you show me sooner, haha! Of course you can come in.
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(At the apartment)
Logan: Okay, Patton... I think we should never leave the apartment again... Patton: *Coughs* Agreed.
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