As I feel my junior grow, I stand up abruptly and run inside the cave without giving any explanation. And I kid you not, I can literally feel Weredra's condescending look and Zhan's worried look drill holes in the back of my head.
I pull the lever (Yes, I am actually talking about the lever inside the cave) to close the door shut. And without a second thought, I pull my pants down and set off to tame my misbehaving junior.
"The fuck is wrong with you? " I mutter under my breath between pants and gasps, as, without invitation, Zhan's face slithers its way into my mind's eyes.
"Get a grip, YiJuan!" I reprimand my heart, increasing my pace. I realize that what I am doing is highly inappropriate and shameless, but I know I need to do it in order to survive the whole day next to the object of my affection, with his almond eyes and luscious red lips.
"Ah..!" I moan and cum all over my hands. 'Well, that felt good.' That is my first thought. That is before I look down at the disgusting pale white substance, 'My semen.' My brain informs, coating my fingers.
"Grosssss!" I groan, and as a reflex, wipe my hand on the back of my shirt. That was a mistake, for the next moment, I hear Zhan's concerned voice from outside, "YiJun, what happened? Do you need my help? Do you need me to come inside?"
I swear, if I hadn't already cum just a few seconds ago, I would have done so now with the indecent images Zhan's innocent words were painting for me.
You see, I was so far gone that I was now concentrating only on the words 'come inside.' And I definitely wanted that, but in a completely different way than Zhan had meant them.
"No, " I say, despite wanting to say the opposite and add, "I think the apple did not agree with me. Give me a few minutes."
'The apple didn't agree with me!?????' I hate my brain sometimes.
Why the hell can't I come up with plausible excuses!?
Damn it.
Anyway, once I am done panicking over the fact that I had cum for the first time in my short span of life and had very stupidly wiped the thing on the back of my shirt, I think quickly and take off my shirt. I take off my undershirt too, because of reasons I don't want to mention and walk over to the small pond a few feet away.
'Good thinking, Weredra.' I commend my magical companion for her amazingly perceptive brain that had come up with the idea to have this unexplainable water body inside the cave.
I get busy cleaning my shirts while making a mental list of things that would make our life as cave dwellers a little bit better. I must have gotten too engrossed in doing it because I imagine hearing someone who sounds a lot like Weredra, clearing her throat.
I ignore it. My mind must be playing tricks on me, I tell myself. For I am the only one in the cave.
'Ha! The little devil clears her throat so often that I am hearing it even now.' I conclude, continuing to scrub my undershirt.
"Excuse me, Sir." I hear Weredra's voice, clear as crystal, just behind me, and get startled. I let go of my shirts and turn around.
"What is it?" I ask, looking at the child, "Did something happen? Is there trouble?" I add, for why else would Weredra have come inside.
Weredra shakes her head and looks at her left, pointing at me, "I told you he would be fine, Zhan ge. See."
I follow the child's gaze, and my eyes land on a very pink-faced Zhan.
Zhan's eyes are glued to my chest or... abdomen. I am not sure where his eyes are, but he looks shocked. He looks like he has seen a ghost.
'But why?' I ask myself. And a split second later, realization strikes. I was shirtless; I was naked from my waist up. Instinctively, I turn and jump into the pond.
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FantasyAn ancient mythical wish granting creature. A princess, who turns into a handsome vagabond/ vigilante and fights for justice. A prince, with no clue of his royal blood, and is in constant need of being saved. Two wishes with unexpected side-effects...