here we go again (inosuke x tanjiro modern au)

this is only the beginning

Tanjiro pov

I'm spending the day at the beach with my boyfriend inosuke....

And there's a fire, the lifeguard is crying people are screaming at the sea

Your probably wondering how all this shit happened, how inosuke fucking did this

-to before the chaos-
Me and inosuke(fixed it's ya happy now) finally arrive to the beach, he so excited to jump into the water he rips off all the clothes he was wearing and jumps into the ocean

"Inosuke I swear to fucking god-"

THIS ISN'T A NUDE BEACH!!!!!!!

Suddenly...

Thousands of crabs emerge from the sea and it looks like their following inosuke...

. ....
And dancing?

People on the beach scream
Not because my boyfriend is fucking naked dancing with crabs, no the crabs HAVE FUCKING KNIFES!!!?

Inosuke probably-

Inosuke,screeching, runs on the beach with the armed crabs behind him head towards the life guard tower

"Oh god that poor soul-"

The crabs crawl up the sides and ladder as inosuke hit the wood with a piece of drift wood, *sighs* it caused a spark somehow, and now there's a fire

The life guard escape the crabs by jumping and now they're crying and hiding

Inosuke screaches and the crabs wave their weapons

I grab inosuke by the ear and drag him to our car and throw him inside and drive, I didn't look back

I'm used to this though it happens a lot,

It happens everyday....

End of chapter

Hope you enjoyed ❤