Tanjiro pov
I open my eyes and yawn "today's gonna be another day,.... *screaming in the distance* another day in hell"
I get up out of bed and head to the living room
"WHAT iS GOING ON HERE?!?!!!! "
"AHHHHHHH TANJIRO PEPPER PIG IS GOING TO KILL ME- AHHHHHH NOT THE CRABS GET AWAY! "
"*snorts* HAHAHAHA NO ONE GETS MY COMPACHIRO"
"I WASN'T AFTER HIM!!!!! "
I sigh, inosuke got jealous again, and brought them crabs in
Here we go again
"Inosuke, I told you 𝙉𝙊𝙏 you let the murderous crabs inside! "
"Sorry babe"
"It's ok"
"Babe, I'm also sorry for something else I let in"
Zenitsu crys and screams like the little bitch he is and is pointing at the door
Theres.....
A giant.....
Coconut crab.. ...
With a butcher knife...
At our door!!!!
"INOSUKE!!!!! , everyone run!!!!!!! "
The grab starts singing
"SHINY!!! 🎤🎶"
Parr two will be tomorrow
YOU ARE READING
here we go again (inosuke x tanjiro modern au)
Fiksi Penggemarit's a comedy, yeah I'm not funny and I'm making a comedy, there's smut so yeah, enjoy lmao