here we go again (inosuke x tanjiro modern au)

is the lighting pussy GAY?

                 
GAY OR EUROPEAN-

                    Zenitsu pov

I Laying down and HOLY FUCK

My EYES

Are FIXACTED

On HIS ass

Tanjiro looks at me and giggles

"What's wrong zenitsu-san is something that matter"

I'm 𝙉𝙊𝙏 gay but like

HE BE DUMMY THICKKKKKKKK

DAMMMNNNN BOIIIIII

I feel a chaotic presence enter the room I already know it's inosuke

I swear I heard an OINK-

Tanjiro wraps his arms around inosuke and he blushes

nezuko walks in the room

"NeZuKO-ChAn~"

"i alioquin interficiemus te"
(It means i will kill you, in latin)

"Tanjiro!!!!She's speaking in tongues again!!! "

He sighs and pulls out a Bible

Time skip

I'm laying in my bed when I hear

"I SMELL ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL IN THIS HOUSE"

"Fuck-"

I jump out the window

OOOPSIES IT WAS TWO STORIES HIGH

"MY ANKNLES AHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK "

I see inosuke smirking above me

"Tehe DUMBASS lighting pussy to Afraid to face the GAY"

"Fight me"

"Oh I will I'mma beat you ass for looking at MY butt"

"What? "

You thought you were looking at tanjiro's but 🅝🅞 IT WAS I DIO"

"Wtf- "

He punched me and I passed out what an ass licker

He do be licking ass do 👀

         I wake up in the hospital

Nezuko is beside me

"Sana animam tuam et da mihi et ego vobis"(give me your soul and i shall heal you)

(O_O)??