zodiacs: tru zodiac descriptions

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aries: get a job nerd

taurus: really intimidating and likes plants (well then)

gemini: u talk too fast

cancer: cute and probably cries a lot

leo: sexy and definitely cries a lot

virgo: get that stick out of your ass

libra: satans cousin three times removed

scorpio: pretty ok with murder

sagittarius: wow rude

capricorn: *mr krabs voice* "money"

aquarius: came from the eleventh plane of the void

pisces: really excited about birthday parties

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