WHAT
THE
FRICK
DID
I
JUST
WATCH!?
PERCY LOOKS LIKE A WEEB!
ANNABETH IS A BRUNETTE WITH BLUE EYES!!
CHIRON IS BROWN INSTEAD OF WHITE!!!
(No offence, but) GROVER IS NOT A NIGRO!!!!
ANNABETH IS SAID NOT TO USE A SWORD, BUT IN THE MOVIE SHE FIGHTS WITH ONE MORE FREQUENTLY THAN SHE USES HER DAGGER!!!!!
NONE OF THE GODS LOOK AS THEY WERE DESCRIBED IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!
HADES AND PERSEPHONE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A LOVING PAIR!!!!!!!
PERCY FIGHTS ARES ON A BEACH IN CALIFORNIA. IN THE MOVIE HE FIGHTS LUKE CASTELLAN ON THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. NOT ALIGNING WITH THE PLOT!!!!!!!!
THE FURIES MAKE NO APPEARANCE WHATSOEVER IN ANY PART OF THE MOVIE, AND ARES ONLY APPEARS ON OLYMPUS!!!!!!!!!
HOW CAN DEMIGODS SUDDENLY USE TECH? DID ANYONE NOTICE THE NUMBER OF CONSOLES IN THE HERMES CABIN!!!!!?????
IN THE BOOKS, PERCY USES HIS SHIELD TO CHECK WHERE MEDUSA IS, BUT HE USES A PHONE COVER IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
PERCY'S SHIELD SUPPOSEDLY TURNS INTO A WATCH. HE HAS TO TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON IN THE MOVIES, AND IT STAYS IN SHIELD FORM. THERE IS NO SHIELD-TO-WATCH FEATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE IS THALIA'S PINE!? IT ISN'T SHOWN IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm watching Sea Of Monsters next weekend, and there may be another rant in the making for that, too, so don't say I didn't warn you.
