scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)

shitpost 8

scp 049 j: you sure you'll fit?

scp 173 j: i'm not THAT big, don't be dramatic

scp 049: *walking into the room* pardon???

scp 049 j and scp 173 j standing at a narrow doorway:

scp 049: ça ne fait rien. ignore moi.

the french was google translated bc i have to wait until september to start french classes ;-;