scp 049 j: *kicks down a door*
scp 173 j: wh-
scp 049 j: so you mean to tell me i can't suck a fruit roll up off your dick as a friend?!
scp 173: pfft- AHAHAHAHAHAHA-
scp 173 j: *mortified* D:
let him suck a fruit roll up off 173 j's dick
but as a ✨🎉💞𝓯𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭🧜♀️🎂🎀
scp 049 j: wait, so you're telling me that sandy(173 j) and i and make out and cuddle as friends?
scp 049: YES! you can't DO THAT! YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS! NOT LOVERS!
scp 049 j: ...wack bro
damn i wish me and my bestie could do normal bestie things, like cuddle
scp 173 j: *about to do something gay with 049 j* no homo
scp 049 j: *tearing up* no homo bro???
scp 173 j: uhhh no?
scp 049 j: not even a little bit???
scp 173 j: no????????
scp 049 j: *sniff* fuuuuck
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a/n added 2 more shitpost thingies
a/n 2 changed 173 j's name
YOU ARE READING
scp stuffs (headcanons and shitposts and more!)
Fanfictionits the title sadly there wont be any art to go with the headcanons on hiatus lol