Incorrect Quotes of Splatoon

Whats your favorite idea~?

Army: What's your favorite idea? 

Bobble: Punching men 

Emperor: End of children 

Snorkel: MajakOff 

Goggles: Bee po- 

Mask: Surviving while my friends die 

Rider: The death of people who don't pick up their sHIT. 

Glasses: Soft hands 

Headphones: Holding hands with Bobble 

Prince: Marrying Laceless 

Skull: Sweets

Lunaglasses: He tai 

Aloha: Mask totally topping me~ 

Mask: What the- 

Army: The Great Zapfish hates you all.

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Goggles: Imagine if someone handled you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Skull: It'll be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Mask: Oh wooow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Aloha: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!

Army: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Rider: Mental stability, my old friend!

Glasses: Guys, could you lighten up?

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Mask: I was trying to open a can of tuna. Our can opener is broken.

Aloha: So it's a can't opener?

Mask: I can't believe I married you.

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Mask: In this wooorld, it's yeet to be yeeted

Glasses: Yeeten?

Aloha: YOOT!

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Aloha: Life..is like an egg.

Glasses: ...Explain?

Aloha: Sometimes there's a chicken in it~!

Glasses: Dude, what the actual frick does that mean?

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Mask: He's the loooove of my life fooorever

Army: He's a fictional character-

Mask: NOOOO HE'S REAL SHUUUT UP!

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Mask: Whaaat are your strengths?

Aloha: I fall in love easily.

Mask: Oookay.. what are your weaknesses?

Aloha: Those turquoise eyes of yours~

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Army: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?

Bobble: Why are the hot girls straight?

Headphones: Why are all the hot guys gay?

Glasses: Why are all the hot guys straight?

Stealth: Why are all the hot people taken?

Aloha: Everyone is hot, what do I do?

Skull: what

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Bobble: My gf is a cup

Army: Explain

Bobble: holds me

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Rider: I don't do relationships

Stealth: *exists*

Rider: shit-

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Aloha: My family has been wizards for fine hundred billions years

Rider: pretty sure the universe isn't that old

Aloha: I never mention the universe. Go make your own post