Clarke: guys.
Clarke: BITCHES! I WILL COME OVER THERE AND POUR BOILING HOT WATER ON YOU.
Bellamy: I'm here!
Damon: IM HERE
Stefan: Damon it was just a threat lmao.
Bellamy: it's really not just a threat. She poured hot grits and boiling hot water in me. She poured the grits on me and my gf and poured the boiling hot water on me in MY SLEEP. WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOT TEST CLARKE.
Stefan: and suddenly "just a threat." Doesn't exist.
Stefan: I have a feeling something else happened to your ex.
Bellamy: oh yeah lmao Clarke knocked her out and she cane back with a ack eye and a broken nose.
Stefan: clarke I WILL OBEY.
Stefan: if Clarke... what's her last name?
Bellamy: griffin
Stefan: right. If Clarke griffin murders me do not shame her she caught me slipping
Murphy: I'm her brother.
Stefan: is he....worse?
Lincoln: they are equal
Stefan: ah.
Clarke: my Instagram is @princessig
The vampire diaries side: FOLLOWED.
Elena: my parents died in a car crash.
Stefan: yeah I had to save her because her father aggressively pointed to the back seat lmao.
Clarke: why?
Stefan: huh?
Clarke: why the hell did you save her? The mother was a better option.
Stefan: LMFAOOOO YEAH THE DRAMATIC AND USELESS BITCH RUINED OUR LIFES
Damon: preach
Bellamy: clarke can you come here?
Clarke: okay.
Jasper: wanna see them cuddling?
Jasper sent a message.
Echo: hey less fortunate bitches.
Clarke: you don't even have life insurance yet sit the fuck down💕🦋.
Stefan: who is EcHo?
Clarke: bellamys cheating ass ex who keeps adding herself back to the group chat.
Stefan: LMFAO DESPERATE
Princessig:
Princessig: my hair tho..
Olderblake: hey lmao I'm your boyfriend.
Cforbes: is it bad to be attracted to a couple? Not even one person in the couple . Y'all just had to be so got damn attractive🙄
Damon: y'all actually look perfect together.
Stefan: BELLARKE!
Youngerxblake: y'all they so cute....they fit so perfectly and I-
Damon: replying to youngerxblake let it out.
SORRY ANGEL ITS ONLY 1 INSTA POST BUT UMM I FELL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING THIS