Me: guys I decided to finish writing.
Clarke: finally! I was wondering when yo slow ass was gonna finish this shit.
Me: stfup and btw we're literally #1 for #bellarkefanfiction
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Clarke: HOLY SHIT
Jasper: holy SHIT THEY LIKE US
Clarke: that's the millionth time I heard you say that, come up with something different.
Octavia: not surprised, they all love linctavia!
Jasper: I don't think- sure honey!💕
Clarke: first off suck my dick y'all ain't fucking wit me
Bellamy: hi guys.
Me: y'all know the actors that are playing y'all are literally cancelled right.
Bellamy: and?
Clarke: who gives af? I'm prettier than Elizer anyway!
Bellamy: yeah I'm better than Bobby.
Octavia: I'm hungry get me food.
Clarke: do we look like a damn maid?
Clarke: I RLLY DON'T FW WIT NUN OF YALL.
Stefan: wow!
Elena: WHY ARE YALL ALL STILL FRIENDS WIT HER?
Clarke: you don't got no room to talk. Btw aren't you with the guy who tried to kill your brother? Thank you next bitch!
Elena: Im a cancer what do you want from me.
Clarke: oh honey your not a cancer your just S T U P I D 😍❤️
Damon: honestly.
Stefan: definitely.
Bellamy: this bitch-
Elena: I'm sorry, you literally been everything but nice to me I'm not gonna bow down to you bc I'm superior.
Clarke: nobody asked you to bow down to me bitch.
Clarke: and bitch DONT think I'm gonna be one of your sacrificial friends because if your in danger and I'm danger too I'm saving myself.
Clarke: your friends are the most pathetic, stupid, and weirdest people I've ever known like who would even want to be around you? And then you go crying to the salvatores after you did both of them wrong by playing with their feelings.
BELLAMY: CLARKE STOP
OCTAVIA: PERIODDDDDDD
Octavia: I have no idea what's going on but I pretend I do.
Damon: why is high key speaking facts?
Stefan: ion even know
Katherine: I LOVE THIS GIRL
Bellamy: say random things.
Clarke: fat girls can't see their toes.....
Jasper: barbecue sauce on my titties.
Octavia: I suck D I C K.
Damon: I lowkey look like a deer.
Stefan: Clarke told me my head was shaped like a toe :(
Echo: Clarke told me my breath smells it's had it's period.
Murphy: Clarke told me to tell lexa that her head is long asf.
Clarke: you guys it's really not that hard....just be attractive.
Clarke: like if your drowning...just swim.
Clarke: and if your choking....just breathe.
(No offense to my fat girls.)