nickcarter: sup bitches
Britneyjean1981: haha
xtina: us women aren't your "bitches"
Itsjustjustin: tell em feminist
Britneyjean81: justin...
Rowland: I forgot that bitch was in here for a second LMAO
xtina: who are you again?
Rowland: Kelly. Who are you?
nickcarter: the poor man's version of mariah carey and britney spears meshed together
Itsjustjustin: to hell you go
jcchasez: in a hand basket
lancebass: specially crafted by the hell+hand baskets collation
Babygirl1979: can we get along today?
knowlesbey: you were just friends with xtina a few days ago sir
nickcarter: nah her music is ass
xtina: Billboard charts and the TRL countdown seems to disagree with you there love
ajmclean: this wishy washy ass group chat
mya: FR
mya: on another note, buy my new single Case of The Ex ❤
jlopez has entered the chat
jlopez: no self promo allowed unless it's me
knowlesbey: how tf-
Britneyjean81: she act like she's the chat moderator or something..
Rowland: girl-
jlopez: bitches mad cuz they ain't pulling numbers like me. How sad..
Britneyjean81: what numbers payola princess?
jlopez: over 2 thou first week sales boo
Rowland: um
knowlesbey: Jenny was that a typo?
Itsjustjustin: did she just try to flex on 2 thousand sales?
jcchasez: SKSJSHJSJ
nickcarter: I'm bout to piss myself laughing please stop
lancebass: it's too late to be acting up like this
Babygirl1979: i.. Think i'll go to bed early. Gn
Britneyjean81: proved my point :) goodnight all
I chuckled writing this one 💀
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FanfictionThe best of the best from the noughties 00-09✨✨✨ *Please don't take most of this serious this is just jokes 💀 I love and listen to everyone mentioned in this book. There is no discriminatory based or distasteful content here but If you get offended...
