Lust, Love, Confessions, & A Really Really Pink Barbie Car

1: Are you an irresponsible boyfriend?

Author's Note:

Drunk driving is serious and is not a joke. Do not drink and drive. And maybe this fanfiction crosses a line about joking about that. I apologize. Sincerely...

This story is inspired by a video on Ellen Pompeo's Twitter.

Seriously, it actually doesn't really make sense unless you see this adorable video.

Find it here: twitter EllenPompeo/status/1277423202453475328?s=20

Prompt by becs on Twitter, becsxfearless : "ive been drunk before but ive never been ellen pompeo in a barbie van drunk. EllenPompeo"

While the video was shared in real life, this story is a work purely of fanfiction.

And it involves Meredith Grey and also Addison Montgomery

This is set sometime in Canon while Addison is still married to Derek, but Derek is still high-key flirting with Meredith so people think she's his girlfriend or something..

Whenever that is, probably sometime in Season 2.

And the bar is Joe's Bar. Obviously.

Go Emerald City Bar!

Enjoy!

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Lust, Love, Confessions, & A Really Really Pink Barbie Car

Meredith Grey is about to start drunk driving in a toy car, and Addison Montgomery saves her.

Chapter 1: Are you an irresponsible boyfriend?

Derek Cristopher Shepherd gets a phone call at around 9:00 PM on a Monday, and he's about to go remove someone's hematoma.

"Hello, is this Derek Shepherd?" A familiar voice calls him. He's never received a call from Joe from the Emerald City Bar before, but he'd recognize the sound in an instant.

"Yes, what's up?" Derek asks in confusion.

"Your girlfriend is about to start drunk driving. Are you an irresponsible boyfriend? You might need to get over here..." Offers Joe.

He's laughing though, Joe is laughing hysterically and Derek can't quite place why he's laughing about something as dangerous as drunk driving.

Seriously, the person who's about to be operating on got injured while someone else was drunk driving!

"It's okay, it's not a real car," Joe confesses.

"What?!" Says Derek, even more confused.

"It's one of those really really pink Barbie cars, the ones they give to kids. It's a new thing we have at the bar as a novelty gag in the parking lot. Most people just laugh when they see it but Meredith got really drunk and now she's trying to drive it, and I just thought you might want to know, and all her intern friends are already gone so she's all alone and you might want to get here," offers Joe.

"Why?" Says Derek.

"Trust me. You want to see this It's hilarious," offers Joe.

"I can't, I have to help this hematoma patient. I can send my wife over, though, is that okay?" Derek offers.

"Wait, I thought Meredith is your girlfriend?" Says Joe.

"Addison is still my wife?" Derek counters.

"Wait then Meredith is- what?" Says Joe in alarm.

"Look, I'll send Addison over to help Meredith home safe. It's the best I can do. I have to go help my hematoma patient. The patient that was actually hurt by a drunk driver," says Derek.

"Sure, and also wait, so is Meredith still your girlfriend if Addison is your wife-" Joe tries to ask Derek.

But Derek already hung up the phone on him to tell Addison to go help Meredith home.

"Addison, can you go pick up Meredith Grey at the bar?" Derek asks his wife, obliviously.

"What?!" Says Addison, incredibly confused and also slightly amused.

"She's at Joe's. Meredith is at Joe's and she's in a toy car and can you please go pick her up for me?" Says Derek.

"Is that a euphemism for a threesome, Derek? Because when I said that I was actually joking," Addison squeaks out at her husband.

"No, I mean, look I have this hematoma to operate on and Joe called me but I told him I'd send you so can you please get my girlfriend home safely?" Says Derek.

"At least you're finally admitting to me that you have her as your girlfriend on the side," Addison rolls her eyes at her husband.

"Oops," says Derek sheepishly, and also shamelessly, which makes Addison roll her eyes at him.

"Yeah. Oops. You owe me big time. And I'll go pick up Meredith at the bar. But I'm doing this for HER and not YOU to be perfectly clear, Derek," says Addison.

"Thank you honey," says Derek.

"Don't you dare call me honey. We're not done talking about this!" Addison shouts at her soon-to-be-ex-husband.

"I'll see you after?" Asks Derek.

But Addison is already gone, so Derek just grumbles and starts scrubbing into the O.R.

***** END OF CHAPTER 1

Author's Note:

Okay, so I didn't make good in this story on showing Derek in a positive light. Oops. Apologies. But if you want something good about Derek, check out FireWorkScrubCap's "Remove My Pain," about Mark & Derek. It's breathtaking. And it deserves a shout-out.

Let me know what you think of this premise, and hope you enjoy the video!

Hope to have more of this shenanigans soon, featuring a very drunk Meredith Grey, a pink barbie car, and a very confused Addison Montgomery. Plus Joe. Because Joe is awesome!

Ps. Yes, I'm still working on an update to "Lost & Found," and "Bubble," and everything else that I've left unfinished... Oops... LOL!

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