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𝓞𝓫𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼

(𝓪𝓭𝓳.) - 𝓤𝓷𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓮.

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"Babe where exactly are we going?"

"Stop complaining and just come with me."

"You're being unusually clingy today."

"Can't I just bring my husband to the mall to buy clothes?"

Ah yes, a normal Saturday for a married couple to go shop at the mall.

"Wait why are we in the baby section? Are you gonna buy some clothes for your friend's baby shower? Or is it for your new born nephe-" the poor wife was being bombarded with questions by her simpleton of a husband.

"Good grief, can you just shut up and help me pick some damn clothes?!" The wife snapped at her husband who seemingly shut his mouth and whimpered like a puppy getting scolded by their owner for making a mess.

"Ok ok ok! I'm sorry, my love. No need to be snappy geez." The husband said while pouting at his wife, trying to get  her spare him from getting a mouthful of complaints on why she should've said no when he proposed.

"You better shut your trap or I'm not going to be the only one who'll snap here. I'll snap your neck if you say another word."

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

The woman deadpanned at the idiotic man in front of her, asking herself if she even made the right decision marrying him.

"W-wAIT DON'T HIT ME! YOU SAID IT WASN'T A WORD WHEN WE WERE PLAYING SCRABBLE!"

"I FUCKING SWEAR I'M GOING-"

"Ma'am, sir. Please refrain from raising your voices." An unknown voice interrupts the couple's daily banter.

"Oh, we're so sorry sir, we'll lower our voice." The wife bowed and forced her husband to do the same to apologize for the unpleasant actions they made.

"You're so dead once we get home." The woman threatened the one she unfortunately married.

"Ahaha..I love you?" 

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At last, after 2 hours of the wife kicking her husband's ass for him to shut up finally ended as they were now near in front of their house.

"Why did you buy too many baby clothes? It's not like we're gonna use it!" The man complained at his wife who just rolled at her eyes at her husband's stupid antics. "and why am I the only one who's carrying the bags here? It's so heaaavvyy! My arms needs rest! Carry some of them atleast! You're strong right? You always hit me since we were kids!" 

"Shut the fuck up you shitty husband." The woman said totally being done with her husband as she opened the door of their house.

"Plus, who said we're not gonna use them? You don't have the right to complain since you only carried the bags for a few minutes while I'll be carrying your child for nine months. I deserve this." 

A gasp was heard as well as bags being dropped on the floor. 

"Don't drop the bags you crappy husband! You'll damage-" Before the wife even finished her sentence the husband cut her off.

"Ch-child! You're pregnant?! Holy shit! Why didn't you tell me!?"

"We literally went to the baby section and asked you for opinions for the baby's clothes!" 

"Well, I didn't know it's for our child! If I only knew then I would've taken the clothes seriously-"

"You didn't fucking take it seriously?!"

"Because I thought it was for another child! We're going back at the mall to buy the most beautiful and high quality clothes we'll see tomorrow! But first you need to take a rest so you and our baby don't get stressed."

"You're full of shit, I love you."

"I--  I love you too."

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