for mari, the biggest tanaka simp to ever exist. love u <33
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"kiyoko shimizu, you are beautiful!"
"..."
"i have loved you for two years! and i just wanted to know..."
"..."
"will you go out with me!?"
"..."
"k-kiyoko–"
"bro, she isn't home!"
"w-what!? is that you, god?"
"...sure. now go away, you're disrupting my sleep!"
"god... you know all... so could you tell me..."
"oh boy.."
"will she ever love me back?"
"not if you keep screaming like a lunatic at 11:00 at night! she's out of town. give up already."
YOU ARE READING
diary of a simpy kid [tanaka ryuunosuke]
Fanfiction(y/n), on her way home from track practice, noticed a shady-looking man standing in front of her neighbor's house. how was she supposed to know it was just one of kiyoko's admirers? [cover by @makimuras]