Lives of the Saints in Verse

Penelope Baker

A fervent Christian and accomplished

          drug mule

Penny packed in

          Demmies

          Horse

          Crank

          Ludes

          Coke

          Hug Drug

          Hash

          O'bombs

          Khat

          Lucy

          Georgia Home Boy

          Gym Candy

                    And

          Blue Meanies

Never one mishap; an unmitigated success

Died on November 1, 1998

at age 83

Last words being:

"a bitch gotta eat."