Tom Bergeon was a nervous wreck since he lost not only AFV but also Dancing with the Stars both now Starring Pig. The only time Tom could calm down was when he was with Otis and sipping on some fresh milk. Tom was making plans for the wedding and after he would focus on his career. Otis was worried about not only the warning he got from Pig but also the fact that Tom just wasn't bouncing back from this as well as Otis has hoped. As time ticked down to the wedding Otis tried to prep if Pig was to come to their wedding. So Otis called in every tough guy he ever met and asked them to place protect his special day. They agreed because Otis made a lot of blood oaths with a lot of people and it couldn't be turned down. The day of the wedding arrived Tom was nervous but mostly horny as he did promise to wait till marriage. As Tom stood on the stage he waited for his hubby and was not disappointed. Otis was wearing the dress his mother wore on her wedding it has lost it's bright white sheen and is a faded piss white sort of color. But Tom appreciates the thought the most. As the priest was going through the speech they got to the part where the priest asked if anyone objects to this marriage. Everyone checked around the room just to make sure and they then continued. As they exchanged their vows and said I do they kept their head on a swivel. But it went without a hitch they were now married and finally Otis' name was now mr. Otis Bergeron. Their joy, however, was short-lived as after their vows and agreement was exchanged there were three loud knocks at the giant wooden door guarding the room busted down after the fifth knock. The weary eyes of the crowd beheld a Pig in a top hat. It was Pig he came back and the room was completely shocked. Tom shouted proudly "YOUR TOO LATE PIG YOU CAN'T STOP THE WEDDING WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED AND YOU CAN'T STOP THAT WE WILL BE HAPPY FOREVER AND YOUR JUST A LOSER WHO SITS AND CRIES!!!!!!!" The room laughed at Pig but Pig was not shaken. He simply reached into a flesh pocket producing a portable television set he quickly tossed it at the alter. Again a black and white feed showed the guards outside tied up and beaten up. Tom looked back and said "uggh didn't you hear me? I said you're too late Pig we are already married." Pig answered "I heard you the first time stinky and I wasn't late I was on time. I WANTED you to get married trust me." Tom was confused what could that have possibly meant. Before anything, Otis gave a signal alerting every burly man in the room to arm themselves and attack Pig. Pig glanced around and sighed "Otis you never learned did you? After all this time together. You know this isn't enough to stop me." Otis knew this and came prepared but he had to wait for the right moment. The men all jumped pig at once. Pig attacked with the ferocity of a demon he unleashed his fury upon each one. Each blow pig delivered caused his opponents to stagger or to falter to their knees before they attempted to attack him again. Even when being struck with a pipe wrench it made a heavy thunk sound and only cause him to stager a little hardly making a difference. Otis saw this as an opportunity and pulled a pistol out of his dress. Tom was shocked and said "HONEY you promised!" Otis could only mutter "sorry" before firing. Pig saw it coming and used one of the burly men to take the bullet. Otis was shocked Denis didn't make it omg he really is dead. Scared and angry Otis unleashed his clip at Pig. Pig weaved past the first few and during this Pig was running toward Otis but as Pig jumped Otis finally landed a shot on Pig. Pig fell to the ground at Otis' feet. Shaking and trembling Otis saw Pig roll over on his side there was blood but.... only a little? and then his hoove opened up revealing he caught the bullet mid air. Otis was trembling and tears were filling his eyes, as then Pig sprung back to life and knocked Otis on the floor leaving Otis and Tom defenseless. Tom goes "What are you going to do to us? Are you going to kill us Pig what do you want?" Pig got smug again and said "I told you I was waiting for you guys to get married for a reason. You know in this state I am legally a judge." Tom's eyes widened and shouted "no NO NOOO NOOOOOOO NOOOOO! YOU CAN'T MEAN? YOU DONT YO-YOU CAN'T ." Pig goes "I waited so i could do this. I now legally declare Otis Bergeron and Tom Bergeron to be divorced and no longer allowed to be within 15 feet of each other." Tom and Otis went pale they couldn't believe it. No one could as they left the church Pig was helping himself to their wedding cake and caterers. PIg speaks up one last time and this was the last time they ever heard or saw of him Pig simply spoke " Now we're even."
