unlikely // jeff winger x reader

pt. 8

(author pov)

ariving at greendale you notice how... weird this is.

it's actually nice for once.

as you walk down the quad arm in arm with jeff you notice a table.

it had, what looked like muskets?

"hey jeff... whats that?"

"whats what- oh god."

just then, the dean hops up on a small stage.

"students of greendale! welcome to our colonial fair! now, one of you has the great opportunity to be featured in a documentary! now, i agreed to be in this documentary but what i didnt know was we'd have to battle for it, long story short we're having another schoolwide paintball game! go grab a musket and run!" the dean runs off stage as students murmur.

as soon as the confusion came it went. "you heard the man!" a kid yelled. all of a sudden there are only a couple guns left.

"jeff grab some!" you yell. you ran and flipped a picture table to hide behind. jeff sat beside you and handed you a gun. "jeff i wont be able to run in this." you said pointing to your dress.

"uh, what do you have on underneath?" he asks.

"uh, spandex shorts i guess. the top is separated so i guess..." you untied the ribbon from your waistband and shimmied your skirt off.

jeff stared but shook out of it quickly. "we have to get inside for coverage. based off past paintball wars-"

"past?" you interrupted.

"yeah, this isnt anything new, but based off past paintball wars we've already separated into two teams and youll know whos who. psychos like chang and normal people like britta. okay britta isn't exactly normal, but like annie, well,"

"whatever i got it, lets just head inside."

you slowly creep through the quad, silence weighing down on you both until a soft pop pop becons through the air.

two paint balls land beside your head against the window.

"someones watching us." you whisper to jeff.

crack.

"the bushes!" you and jeff both lift your guns at the line of shrubbery along the pathway.

"starburns?" jeff asks.

(jeff pov)

"dont shoot! i- i just want your bullets-"

pop.

a green dot appeared on starburns chest.

"weve barely gotten to shoot! youre not taking our bullets." y/n said. "see ya later alex." she smiled and waved.

"woah." i said.

"he wasnt just going to take our bullets, at least, not without a fight." she said. "lets get inside before more people crawl out of the bushes." she started moving towards the glass doors of the school.

"wait." she said. "there's people inside the door."

"how could you possibly know that?"

"chang attack!" yelled chang as he burst from the doors.
pop pop. two coloured splats on changs stomach.

"thats how." she said.

"aw cmon! weve only been playing for 5 minutes!" chang yelled as he stormed away.

"so where do the others usually hide out?" you asked. your mission has begun.

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