Crankiplier oneshots (smut)

Tour pt. 1

*Jacks POV*
Mark, Bob, Wade, Tyler, Ethan and I piled onto the tour bus. Like previous tours with the boys, our girlfriends didn't come with us. They all went on a girls trip and had weekly hang outs and whatever else girls do.

While it sounds bad, I do really look forward to these tours and getting to know all the guys... more personally... I had really been missing sucking dicks. Being on tour the first time away from our significant others, tensions had built up. Mark had been agitated and when Tyler pushed him about it once he burst and yelled "I just want a fucking blowjob!" We still had 2 and a half months left of tour and we all wanted some relief so we took care of each other.

As Mark was organising this tour, we all bagged him to invite Ethan, the cute twink he took under his wing. None of us had really gotten as close to Ethan as Mark had but we were hoping to get to know him better now. *wink wink*

Tyler had messaged me talking about how excited he was for Ethan to join our little... arrangement. I couldn't help but agree, Ethan was cute.

*Marks POV*
I was slightly nervous about Ethan coming on this tour as he idolised many of the older youtubers. It could be quite startling seeing your idols sucking each other dicks, or being asked to suck on of their dicks, or having them ask to suck yours. I know Seán and Tyler were excited to play with Ethan but I was worried they'd scare him away and leak what we were doing.

"Hey Eth?"

"Yeah Mark?"

"With this tour, I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a saying, it's sounds like a joke but we go by it and expect you to as well." I started

"It sounds like I'm joining a fucking cult or something." He started to laugh but it died quickly when he realised I was actually kind of serious.

"What happens on the bus, stays on the bus."

"What? That sounds so fucking ominous. What happens on the bus? Should I be worried? What is it?" He started to panic.

"I know it sounds weird and dramatic, it's not that bad, but just, tell me you'll go by it!" I tried to calm him but also instil the importance of secrecy around what happens.

"Mark, wha-"

"What happens on the bus, stays. On. The. Bus... Okay?"

Ethan still look skeptical and weary of what happens on the bus but I just wanted to warn him.

*time skip to bus time bruv*

Everyone was piling onto the buses, we were taking a few for us and crew and all that Jazz. Bob, Wade, Tyler, Jack, Ethan and I were all hanging out, waiting to leave and settling on who bunked with who and who got top or bottom bunk. Bob and Wade bunked together, Bob on the bottom bunk. Tyler and Jack bunked together, Tyler on the bottom bunk, and lastly Ethan and I bunking together, Ethan on the top bunk.

Bob and Wade were whispering excitedly to each other and busying themselves in conversation.

"What are you two giggling about?" I said as I sat down on bobs bunk.

"Making bets. Who's going to try and cozy with Ethan first." Wade snickered.

"My fifty dollars is on Tyler. Even months before you were planning this tour, he was talking about how he wanted Ethan to come on the next one, always giving him 'the eyes' and all round is just flirty with him." Bob chimes in.

"I really hope they don't make him uncomfortable too quickly. But I am curious, who's your money on Wade? And do you get extra if you guys are the first?" I entertained the concept.

"Umm I'm not telling who my money's on. But also we're not participating in the quest for Ethan. We're happy taking care of ourselves." Wade answered.

"Why aren't you saying who your moneys on, is it Jack?" I pushed.

Bob chuckled, "he can't say, it might swing the bet."

It took me a minute to realise that I was the one Wade has his money on. "Wait, it's me?! I'm trying to protect him! Why would I risk making him uncomfortable?" I aggressively whisper yelled, trying to not draw the others attention to this, knowing it would cause a tuffle.

"Hey! We didn't really want to tell you! And that's exactly why you'd have your way with him! In trying to protect him, you'd probably try claim him and make it so that he's only for you and no one else." Bob explained, which earned an elbow to the ribs from Wade.

"Now we can't go through with the bet because it's just been fucking swung though. But it's true, I think it'll be quite characteristic of you. You can get... territorial, Mark."

I just gaped at how I'd been described. I mean... it's not wrong but in this instance I wish it was. And I could definitely see myself claim Ethan so that the others wouldn't try anything with him. Did I want to be in a relationship with him? Maybe.

*Ethan POV*
It had been a week and a half since the tour had kicked off and we were on the road. It had been two days since I accidentally walked in on Tyler blowing Mark.

"This is what I meant 'what's happens on the bus stays on the bus'!" Mark said in a panicky voice.

"Every tour we get pent up! It's harder to get a booty call! And we're all bi or gay, we take care of each other." Tyler expanded on Marks statement.

"Wait, wait, wait... we're all... take care of each other? It's not just you two?" I asked.

Marked nodded and confirmed that everyone takes care of everyone's... naughty needs... except for Bob and Wade this tour.

I stood in shock and processed what I'd learned about my idols-now-friends.

As Tyler walked passed me, he offered "If you need to be taken care of, let me know." And winked as he walked off.

Mark then made his way over to me. "If you need to be taken care of, you come to me. First. Okay? Anything you need. Come to me." He said in a low and husky voice that almost got me going. Almost.

*no POV*
After another show and meet and greet done, we all boarded onto the buses. It was now almost 11 and everyone was in beds finally dozing off. Ethan's mind couldn't help but orbit how Mark spoke to him, so territorial. Ethan also hadn't wanked in a week and a half and was starting to struggle.

Mark nestled into his bed before a head popped over the top bunk.

"Mark." Ethan whispered. He was glad it was dark and Mark wouldn't be able to see how red his face was.

"What's up, Eth?"

"Can... can you... uh, take... care of me?" Ethan trailed off and his whisper was almost impossible to hear. But Mark heard it.

"Yes."

(((Authors note)))
So sorry that this book has hardly started and it's already sloppy updates. I'm working on 10 chapters at once. Literally. I'm working on all the build ups and new ideas and books and juggling uni and work but this will be continued albeit slowly. I know I don't know you guys but I appreciate you reading xx