Crankiplier oneshots (smut)

I can't afford a fine!

*Ethans POV*
Red and blue lights lashed in my rear view mirror, lighting up the night around my car and the police car behind me.

I could feel slight tears prickle at my eyes. I knew I was in the wrong. I knew I was. I knew I shouldn't have sped. But I did. I knew I couldn't afford the ticket, but I still did it. I knew I couldn't afford the increase to my insurance, but I still did it. Fuck.

A light knock on my window made more tears prickle. I rolled it down.

"Good evening. Do you know how fast you were going?" The tall and tan officer asked me. I'm not sure why even at night he was still wearing sunglasses but he was and it scared me more.

"N-no..." I managed to hiccup out. I was a 23 yr old man, I should've been able to answer that without stuttering but I couldn't help it. I felt so horrible.

"Do you know the limit here?" He asked in a gentle tone.

"Yes." I managed to whisper back. I couldn't look at him.

"Then why were you speeding? I think you know you were." He asked, now leaning down and bring his face closer to my open window.

"I- I don't know!" I choked out a sob. "I didn't mean to! I'm so sorry!" I felt dumb crying but I couldn't afford this.

"There's no need to cry, thank you for showing remorse, but I still have to do my job and give you a ticket." He said in a kind and gentle manner.

I started crying harder. "Please! I can't afford a ticket! I'll do anything, just please! I'll clean your house, do yard work, cook for you! Hell, I'll even sleep with you! I can't afford that ticket though! I won't be able to afford my insurance if I get a ticket! Please, please, please!"

"You'll even sleep with me? Surely you don't mean that..." he said, resting both his forearms on my car door, settling in for a better view of my tear stained face.

"But I do! I'll do it! I'll do what ever you want! As a once off, for as long you you like I'll do anything!" I pleaded.

"Tell me the things you'll do." He said huskily with a smirk forming.

"I'm not joking! I'll suck your dick! I'll let you face fuck me! I'll let you go raw and cum in me!" I exclaimed. I needed out of this ticket so bad, I probably needed to be laid really bad too so this wasn't a one sided deal.

"If you're so serious about this, would you let me fuck you on the bonnet of your car?" He teased.

"Yes! Bonnet, roof, back seat, front seat, bonnet again, whatever and wherever you want!" I noticed the pitch in my voice going up and I turned to face him and realised how beautiful he actually was.

"Well, I suppose because you are such a pretty boy I could let you off a ticket this once," I sighed in relief when I heard that, "-but! I want it to be a three time deal. You were going very fast. Three fucks to avoid one massive ticket." He said, finally taking off his sunglasses.

I gasped lightly at the large payment he was requesting, but I could use that. It wouldn't be too bad, right?

"I- okay." I said after a short silence.

"Right. Out of the car." He commanded. He stepped back from my door and rested his hands on his hips.

"We're doing this now? As in right this minute now?" I was shocked.

"Yes. The first payment, now." He confirmed his order.

I swallowed my pride and opened my door. I stepped out of the car and saw the officer walk back to his car and adjust a few things.

"It's probably better I didn't have the cameras running. My name is Mark by the way, I want you to use it." He said. He sauntered up to me and placed his hand under my chin and made maintain eye contact. "Such a cute little twink." He said with a slight groan.

He led me over to the hood of his car and let me sit on it. I was blushing like mad. The idea of getting fucked on the side of the road by a cop did sort of get me going and I was embarrassed to admit I was half hard.

"Such a good boy." He growled as he leaned in for a kiss. It started of innocently but developed to tongue. It started to feel quite desperate and he pulled at my hair and raked his hand across my sides pulling me toward him. I stood up and was yanking and pulling at his uniform, clawing at his shoulder to have him close to me. I let out a slightly moan and accidentally bucked my hips into his.

He chuckled and started to kiss towards my neck. "So desperate. Losing control so quickly and just over kissing. Have you done this before?" He teased yet seemed genuinely caring at his last sentence.

"Not much." I responded. I could feel my cheeks burning.

"Are you sure you want this? I won't fine you..." he said, taking on a more serious demeanour.

"I want it." I whispered back. In all honesty, I did. He was hot, he looked so deliciously fuckable.

He smirked and resumed kissing my neck. I titled my head to the side to allow him easier access. He ran his hands up and down my sides, eventually leading them to my thighs and waistband.

"Take these off." He commanded while tugging at my clothes. I obeyed. While I took off mine, he removed his uniform. We were both left in boxers.

He firmly held my hips in his big strong hands and moved our hips together. We spent a generous amount of time grinding our hips together, and a car sped past us. I gasped and bucked my hips.

Mark chuckled. "You like that?" He trailed a hand up to my mouth and pulled me to stand up. I took his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. He yanked my boxers down, turned me around and bent me over.

Slowly, he introduced a digit into my ass. He rolled it gently so that it wouldn't hurt me. I started to gasp occasionally and he added more fingers which I welcomed and moaned at. He skilfully fingered me, my arms now shaking and threatening to give out.

"Are you ready?" He said huskily in my ear.

"Yes, sir." I shakily managed back.

"Please, call me Mark." He moved me back to my car, bending me over the boot. He spat on his hand and lathered his dick with it. He lined it up and slowly pushed in. My jaw dropped at the sheer size. There was definitely a big difference between his fingers and cock.

A car zoomed past and I moaned and jolted, unintentionally grinding on Marks length. He groaned and started to thrust. There was a slight burn but the pleasure far outweighed the discomfort. "Such a good boy. You're mine, alright? Mine." He grunted.

As he sped up his pace, I could feel my body become hot. "Mark!" I called out and he hit my prostate dead on. It was like electricity running through me every time he hit it. As Mark continued to hit me in all the right places, the stimulation caused a heat in my stomach to pool.

I shuddered and twitched occasionally as Mark was now absolutely pounding my ass. My hole was fluttering around his length. "You close? Huh? You close?" He grunted loudly in my ear.

I couldn't do anything but moan whorishly back. Another car zoomed past and Mark hit my prostate deliciously, I came hard all over the tail lights of my car. Mark slammed into me two more times before unloading in my ass, right against my sweet spot. I whimpered with a slight smile playing at my mouth. I turned to look at him. He smiled at me before pulling out, turning me around and kissing me sensually.

Another car zoomed by, and he squeezed my ass. "Can I get your number?"