Alone together (Akatsuki kittens)

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So I got a lot of ideas and I've been writing them down, buuuuut, I'm not gonna post any new stories until all the current uploaded stories get at least 1k views.

That's the plan. Assuming if y'all want to.

When I wake up, the first thing my instincts tell me is to run to the bathroom. And man, I ran like hell.

As soon as I made it to the toilet, I spilled everything I had from last night's dinner. Damn, what a waste. A steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, with a side of asparagus and carrots.

Oh great, now I'm hungry again. Well you know what they say, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

When I done puking my guts out, I brush my teeth and wash my face.

I go back and change into some baggy black joggers and a black tank top. I put my hair up in a messy bun and head to the kitchen.

When I get there, I find Itachi already there on top of the counter. No doubt, he wants the best parts. Usually, they consist of sea food or fruit.

Since I'm eating for 2 now and with the new addition of Angela, I gotta make even more food. Not that I mind. I love cooking, but I hate washing dishes. And I have to work really hard to keep the house clean since it's really big and there's only one of me. Maybe I should hire a butler...

I hear shuffling behind me and Nagato walked in. Seems we got two competitors for the best bits. Oh well. First come, first serve.

I take out a bunch of pans and ingredients. I figured I should keep it simple. Pancakes, eggs, and bacon. Yeah, that sounds good.

As I turn on the stove, I see Tobi walk in. "Hey Tobi, could you go and wake Angie? Breakfast will be served once everyone gets here." He meows and runs away. No doubt, he is going to jump on top of everyone.

I wonder how he isn't dead yet considering the stunts he pulls. We'll just never know.

As I'm halfway done, I hear them running. Many of them are screeching. Oh god.

Just as I turn around, Tobi comes running around the corner with everyone chasing him. Since the kitchen floor is made of marble, running becomes harder. Just when Tobi is about to escape, he slips and everyone starts to dog pile him.

"What doin?" Angela came walking and saw the pile of cats. "Kitties playing?" She asked me as she tipped her head to the side. Aww~ cute.

"Yes Angie. They're playing. Now come and sit down. Breakfast is done." And the cats line up in military order. Pfft-

When I get done serving everyone, I decide to announce the news, but in a fun way.

"Hey Angie, how would you feel if we had someone else also living with us?" I ask her innocently. The kittens perk up.

"Fun?" She asks. "Yeah, but what if there was a baby in the house?" My eyes move to see their reactions. It seems that Itachi has already figured it out. The others just looked more confused.

"Where baby at?" She asks. And just like that, I point to my stomach. "Right here."

I turn to the kittens with a smile. They were speechless. "Did you eat baby?" Angie asked. Oh my god, I want to laugh. "No Angie. A baby is growing in my tummy."

"Oooh. When is baby coming?" Her eyes seem to light up. Such cuteness.

"In a few months. The baby will slowly grow. And before you know it, it would look like a watermelon was growing in my stomach." I turn to the kittens again. They haven't moved an inch since I announced the news of the baby.

"Man, I wish you guys were people so I could see your reactions."

The room starts to shine. What's going on? A blinding light surrounded the kittens. I go to Angie and cover her eyes from the light and I close my own eyes.

When I open my eyes again, I see a bunch of grown men and a woman sitting on the floor. All with the Akatsuki cloaks.

I must be seeing things. Maybe I'm still sleeping. I pinch myself. Nope, I felt that. This is definitely happening.

"What happen?" Oh, right. Angie is here.

They look back up at us. No one says a word.

"Angie. Go to your room. And stay there until I tell you to come out." I say with my eyes not leaving the people in front of us. Now that they're humans, I'm not sure if they have good intentions or bad ones.

"Why?"

"Angie. Go!" She sprints down the hall until I don't hear her footsteps anymore.

My brain is going a hundred miles. Trying to understand what the hell just happened and what the hell is going on.

All of them are tense. None of them are moving. All of them look like they were caught red handed of something.

I'm the first one to break the silence.

"How are you here?"

The first one to move was Tobi. Obviously.

He came up to me and I didn't see him. He picked me up and started to twirl me around. "Yay! Now we can play!" Oh no, I'm getting nauseous.

"Tobi put her down! She's turning white!" That was Konan. She came up to us and pushed Tobi off of me.

"I-I need to-." I don't get to finish because I end up running to the nearest bathroom and throwing up everything from breakfast. Oh come on!

I feel someone's hand rubbing circles on my back. I don't even know who. I'm just glad I'm getting a bit of comfort, even though the situation was bad.

I flush the toilet and wash my mouth. I finally see in the mirror who it was. Konan. Thank god.

"Konan." I say. She nods. Yup. It's still her. Whenever she was done with the stupidity of the boys, we would hang out together. Granted, she couldn't do a lot, but we always enjoyed each other's company. On rainy days, we would sit in my bed and I would brush her fur. On sunny days, I would hide her in a handbag, and take her shopping. I would get her many things like hair pins, shiny earrings, her own toys, and I would take her to the groomers.

She wouldn't complain. Konan enjoyed it. Since she was the only female, I decided she would be treated like a queen and I spoiled her.

And I got her a cat tree of her own like Itachi's. So many fun times.

"If you are wondering wether I'm going to hurt you or not, don't worry. I won't." She says. I walk up to her. And hug her.

By what her tense form is telling me, she wasn't expecting that. But lucky for me, she hugged me back.

The moment was short lived because we heard a bunch of noice and arguing from the kitchen.

"Oh no." We sighed.